What villain would you prefer to be murdered by?

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Which horror movie villain would you rather get murdered by? Why? Set the scene! Tell the story of your murder!

1. Sadly, you will not get to become anything cool upon death (like a cenobite)...you just get killed.

2. I left off vampires and werewolves on purpose. Refer to rule 1. Please choose from the list! (or choose a villain not listed but NOT a vampire or werewolf!!)

jason Voorhees 4
Michael Myers 2
pinhead 3
freddy Krueger 7
doctor Giggles 0
norman Bates 4
otis Driftwood 0
the Leprechaun 0
chucky 1
cujo 1
leatherface 0
hannibal Lecter 5
the Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) 0
the Thing 3
damien Thorn 2
ghostface 0
jaws 4
pennywise 0
jigsaw 4
john Ryder 0
krug 0
samara 0
death (Final Destination) 6
pumpkinhead 0
predator 7
troll 1
gremlins 2
mahogany 0
candyman 5
carrie White 2
"the doctor" (Grotesque) 1
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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    I'd like to be fondled by Pumpkinhead and eaten by Predator.

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    • ifonlyuknew247
      10 years ago | pl

      Better him than Freddy Kruger. Oh sorry, I thought you typed "fingered".

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      • RomeoDeMontague
        10 years ago

        AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Pumpkinhead sho gots the paws for a good fondlin'.

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      • RomeoDeMontague
        10 years ago

        Why the hell would I want to be killed? I would say a vampire since I could be there wonderful sex slave ever and im into that type of thing. You already eliminated that option though. I would totally give Carry a hug. She so needs it.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          It's just make-believe, relax! Sometimes when people watch movies they like to imagine themselves in the action.

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          • RomeoDeMontague
            10 years ago

            Yeah but I am sure most people arent choosing who they want to be killed by. Why do you have a death wish? Is your life really that bad? You know they have a movie about that. There was a man looking for people to volunteer to die. Many people signed up but most of them freaked out before he finished. So he let them go if they told him to stop. However he did find one man who stayed and let him kill him. The man he found was suicidal and gay so of course played the victim in this mans deranged fantasy. Not sure if he went to jail but they wanted to charge him. I don't think he committed the crime if both participants agreed. Since it sounds more like insisted suicide instead of murder to me.

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      • VegetaRafael
        10 years ago

        Why the hell is Dexter Morgan not mentioned.?

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      **Grows bored on small island**seeks STIMULATION on the internets**

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Alcatraz? Ohhh dear.

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          **plucks feather**smells it**

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I don't know why people are choosing to be killed by villains with more brutal methods of killing.

    Personally if I had to die I would want to go quick and painlessly.

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    • nawtyalice
      10 years ago

      ahh, they're villains for a reason bro. they dont plan to kill you nicely

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    • bemah
      10 years ago

      The brutal ones are the best! Or at least the most entertaining. You only get to die once, so why do it in your sleep ;)
      Anyway, It's meant to be hypothetical. It's not like were actually signing our own death warrants here.

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  • bemah
    10 years ago

    Where's Sylar????

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  • 69
    10 years ago

    delete this bitch

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      The lack of a comma after 'this' indicates you are calling yourself a bitch so I think I will leave your comment there to showcase your stupidity and your bitch-like qualities.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        People who delete comments are control freaks. (Comment deleted by poster)

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          What's your point? I shall wield my power as I see fit just as you sling your jizz where you see fit. To each their own.

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      • 69
        10 years ago

        that's mighty big of you, however, i regret to tell you that the stupidity showcased isn't my own. it just shows everyone that you have deleted several users' comments. here's your fucking comma, bitch!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          Yeah, it's already pretty well established that I have deleted a few responses so there's no need for such redundancy, stupid. I'm going to go ahead and ask you to stop being so stupid. That would be great.

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          • 69
            10 years ago

            ask away, but i can't stop being something i'm not. now...... have you read your own poll before setting your parameters for stupid? hahahahaha

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              10 years ago

              Says someone who opened my poll, read it and has now made several responses to it. Who's stupid now?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I think it would be more terrifying to be murdered by a "normal" everyday guy. You know the friendly coworker that everyone likes but no one really knows anything about.

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    • nawtyalice
      10 years ago

      like the tooth fairy form red dragon, with the home movies

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Ha! That was my line of thought...that's why I picked Norman Bates...the seemingly mild mannered guy with a dark and twisted secret.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        That movie is a classic.

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  • nawtyalice
    10 years ago

    mmmmnnnn, i wouldn't mind being disemboweled by hannibal lector. and then maybe have my liver eaten with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    vampire

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  • Knoting1992
    10 years ago

    it has to be Freddy for me... it would probably be a shorter list to write the things that I don't find scary but I think it would be kind of interesting for Freddy to test me and see if I could overcome his power

    (sigh) nostalgia overload

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  • KeddersPrincess
    10 years ago

    I dunno. Maybe Freddy Krueger because he'll probably kill me in some kind of funny, goofy manner.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    10 years ago

    Your post failed because you're an asshole. Haha.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      How abouts you and me get out of this joint

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      • myboyfriendsbitch
        10 years ago

        Hows about you and me burn this joint?

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Barbara Streisand.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Where's the triangle of zenthar?!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Hahahahahahahaha....hahahahahahahaha....no...wait...I'm not done yet...so funny...that's such a funny joke you made...Haha...Barbara Streisand...hahaha...I get it...because she's a Jew...Hahahaha...funniest joke ever! You're so funny. Barbara the elderly Jew killing folks. That's fucking comedy gold.

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        Uh no. Not that at all op.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          Oh. Dang. So explain your joke then because now I just can't see how it's funny. Or is it just that it's not a funny joke at all? Oh man, how embarrassing for you! Well, maybe not. You do make an awful lot of bad jokes. I guess the question is, have you realized it yet?

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          • 69
            10 years ago

            i take it back, you're not stupid. you're a retard

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              10 years ago

              Whoa. I must give you credit for not saying 'your' retarded. I lost $5 on that one. Well go on and get some cream for your butthurt. See ya later.

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          • anti-hero
            10 years ago

            I was unaware that I was here to make you laugh OP...

            blah.

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            • charli.m
              10 years ago

              I'm thinking blah81 or davesumba. They both are obsessed with you.

              Though I've never thought of blah81 as a deleter, I must say. And dave doesn't like me, which would explain deleting me three times now.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              10 years ago

              You're trying to make jokes so that implies that you're here to make people laugh. You should find a different reason to be here because the joke thing isn't working out for you.

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  • ClaireM
    9 years ago

    No option for Mick Taylor. I hope he'd want to do a bit of youknow 1st.
    “Hey baby,” he'd growl, “we coulda had a good time, you & me”
    “We still can,” I'd say, looking @ him w/ huge eyes, frantically putting my lipstick on.
    Following said, erm, encounter he'd say he wouldn't have to make me a head on a stick cos I already am (legs don't work)
    Lots of stalking around growling re why i'm in “f***in' Straya”, cos i'm a weak pommy, worthless etc. if I came face to face w/ him, were he real -- i'd most likely die of happiness anyway.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Freddy Kruger, If he's in my dreams I'd try my hardest to kick his ass.

    And before I kill him I'd say

    "Welcome to primetime, bitch."

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  • 4sphyxiation
    10 years ago

    I'd rather be stabbed by Jason, have my face cut off by Michael(so he can make a mask), have my genitalia eaten by Hannibal, and be burned alive by Freddy. That is a dream come true <3

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  • Wuggums47
    10 years ago

    You had no option for handsome jack.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN!!!

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  • kawaiigurl
    10 years ago

    the joker

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  • MissesAnonymous23
    10 years ago

    Team Rocket! I've always liked their catchy tune, and they never win... Why not, right? It's a win-win!

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  • Caryopteris
    10 years ago

    Spike! (of Buffy and the Vampire Slayer).

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