What type of drunk are you?

What are you like MOST when you are drunk?

I never drink or get drunk. 35
Happy - social, laughing, smiling 79
Mean - verbally, physically, bitchy, looking for a fight 3
Sad - moping, crying, negative, self-harm 5
Slutty - excessively provocative & flirtatious, kissing, sexual acts 21
Philosophical - sit and talk about the way of the world 33
Active - get shit done, play sports 2
Sober/Drunk - no matter how drunk you act sober 22
Other - tells us about it. 12
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Comments ( 35 )
  • anti-hero

    Starts happy. Then sad. Then vomit. Then happy again.

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    • thesugarbitch

      This.

      But the happiness don't start up again until after my hangover.

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      • anti-hero

        Poor thing.

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      This but no vomit. And not happy again unless I drink again even while still hungover.
      Also I'm very anxious the morning after.

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  • DannyKanes

    I'm "Watch funny cat videos on YouTube" drunk.

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    • dirtybirdy

      haha I like the weird goat videos. Or animals being jerks.

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  • ScooterNyne

    I love everyone when I'm drunk. I'm the guy who's like, "I love you guys. Ima call everyone on my phone and tell them I love them because I love every- *pukes everywhere*".

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  • KindUhLame

    Apparently, I'm a cross breed between an overtly happy, giggling mess, and spontaneous, daring, self-harm prone drunk.

    Also, I like to tell random strangers that "I have cats on my pants" and discuss the process of cellular respiration in specifically in the mitochondria.

    I don't really get it.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    The kind where you'd never guess I'm drunk unless I'm either upset about something or I fall asleep in the control tower during my shift.

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  • Sunshine:)

    I've never drank - I am only 18.

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  • loopoo

    Never drink

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I never drank before. So I really wouldn't know.

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  • bananaface

    Wew, in my dream last night I answered this question! Not sure why. Drinking usually heightens whatever mood I'm in. Last time wasn't great. Started giggly and chatty, descended into insecurity where I was sure I looked like David Cameron/an egg/a potato/just generally repulsive. I remember talking quite a lot about moustascheless Armanien penguins and my intentions of marrying a lampost. God, I feel so sorry for my friends.

    Oh dear, just got flashbacks of sliding slices of potatoes under ppeople's door. Ha.

    Anyway, usually I'm a bit more giggly, gregarious, bit flirty, more mischevous. I usually have a good time.

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  • Lynxikat

    I've never been drunk, but I would imagine that I would be the mad/sad drunk.

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  • Cheese123

    Sad slutty?

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  • arkay

    drinking, for relief, will work until it doesn't. then, all the stuff you ignored in life, because you were drunk,
    will leave you clueless when sober. alcohol and drugs are about getting separation. i started drinking at 13 and quit at age 56. at 58 i realize i don't know how to , nor do i feel comfortable dealing with modern life. a 58 year old child. i miss the fun, but am done.

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  • PayDay

    Im the happy laughing philosophical drunk when I drink a little but if I drink a lot and Im looking to fuck someone up this is why I dont drink a lot unless Im alone or just with 1 or 2 good friends

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  • generally happy unless I reach the point of nausea, then I just feel like shit

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  • Hugh*Janus

    Unpredictable.

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  • All of your options. 35+yrs. of my life.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I rarely get drunk but I enjoy being tipsy. I'm happy, fun, flirty, philosophical, mischievous, I'm myself without a filter. Less of a filter. How am I not myself?

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  • RoseIsabella

    All of the above depending on my mood and whose company I'm in when I'm drunk.

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  • Ilovewinter12

    The only drunks that I'm around are either mean, or annoying.
    I never get the happy, or philosophical type.

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  • P.J.Fry

    I just sing really loud!!!

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  • Isabella80s

    Usually just tired. I really like a glass of wine with dinner, or a nice cocktail in the summer months. Alright, and a sherry at Christmas. But generally, I don't rate drinking. I think it's overrated and a lot of the time, people do it because of peer pressure.

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  • Happy drunk, but when I am "happy", I tend to be destructive, just happy during it.

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  • dom180

    Almost always happy and flirty and loud. Sometimes philosophical, but that only happens when I'm just tipsy and I don't usually get "just tipsy".

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  • nawtyalice

    i tend to DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE, and because i dont get drunk often my friends have told me that i am hilarious when i get on it

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  • Shrunk

    I don't know.. I just feel like a normal person after I've drank a bit. I don't know if i get drunk, just feels a bit swirly-headed, confident, and happy, but nothing i regret, only the opposite. I can finally talk to people then. Mix of "sober-drunk" and "philosophical" i guess

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  • randomthoughts

    I get Happy and social then I become REALLY tired and sleepy .

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  • megadriver

    Mostly a happy drunk with a bit of science/ phylosphy talk. When I am drunk I get some crazy vehicle concept ideas. XD
    I don't give it much thought. I drink, I have fun, I sleep.

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  • I'm a happy drunk but all of my bfs have been angry drunks... slutty drunk with the right person ;)

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    • shuggy-chan

      Tell them what drunk I am, lol

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  • driedroses

    Depends. Always happy. Sometimes slutty, sad, or philosophical.

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    • bananaface

      Haha, yeah, for some reason wine makes me really philosophical.

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