What superpowers would you have?

You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

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Based on 26 votes (18 yes)
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  • CountessDouche

    I need to teleport.

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    • charli.m

      I second this.

      27 fuckin hours...and that's not including the travel to the airport to be there four hours early cos of cunting worker's strikes.

      Grrr.

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      • CountessDouche

        Ugh I know...

        That moment where you have to actually ask your finance if he pooped during the flight..,and how bad is it to poop in an airplane dunny.

        #americastraya love problems

        Nobody else understands our plight

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        • charli.m

          Hah.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Well that's certainly one superpower I'd like to have, but I'd also like to have to power to share my power(s) with my feline advisor and or another animal companions I might be privileged to aquire.

      Yanno, I have always said karma is a bitch, well I think I got some karma. Sometimes I have a bit of a critical attitude about long distance relationships, but now I'm in such a relationship with a very sweet man from Houston, Texas. We've been together for three months and he's visited me twice. We don't get to see each other often, but probably communicate more than lots of people.

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      • CountessDouche

        Congrats! You deserve much happiness.

        Paws up! And guns up (Texas style)!

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        • RoseIsabella

          Thanks!
          *Paws Up*
          :-)

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      • shuggy-chan

        Happy for you:)

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        • RoseIsabella

          Thanks.

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      • The_Creep_is_here

        You need the power to fly like Superman. Then, you can take off from Las Vegas and get over to the Long Tall Texan's place for a romantic weekend every weekend. Airports suck. Anyway, you and your cat would be faster than a speeding bullet. Southwest Airlines could never beat that.

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        • RoseIsabella

          I wish!

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      • reporter6

        Isn't little girl guy from there ?? omg !! your kitty can play with his rats

        https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/93/0b/36930bda47cc654749fefc7ebf9a7196.jpg

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        • RoseIsabella

          That's a super cute rat!

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  • Goku19

    Flying power as usual in DragonBallZ.

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  • bucketfullofbuttholes

    The ability to put wards on embryos, I want to see what their perspective would be inside the womb if they had developed a functioning brain yet.

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  • Couman

    Super healing is always good.

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  • Denversapple

    A power that can edit or customize everything inside out! It affects a person, place, and a thing. You can customize someone's level of IQs, their physical looks like how pointed his nose is, how large are her boobs is, how muscular my body is, and you can change a thing's quantity, quality and a type! For example if you want to change a flower, it must also be changed to another kind of flower. Therefore if I want to change a 1 dollar bill, it can be a 100 dollar bill then customize its quantity to millionsssss

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  • BareClaire

    I would love to be a shape shifter who could change her look or even gender. I would also want to be able to attract women by just thinking about it.
    I wouldnt ditch my husband and I can already attract men without trying. I would love to walk into a club and have some hot girl walk away from her pretentious a hole biyfriend yo come home with me instead.

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  • dytrog

    I would be Q from star trek. He could turn all the super hero's into worms.

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  • Ghostygirl

    Teleport, think of all the crimes you could commit. Muahahaha I'd be the best super villain.

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  • Rihyae

    Dimension creation.

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  • IMissMary

    I want to be able to cum as much as I want and stay hard!

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  • Mytwin295

    Teleportation! I need it NAOW!

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  • homecircumcisionkit

    I'd like to be able to facefuck myself.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd like super strength. My weight training isn't helping me as much as I wish it would. It toned me up, but I'd love to be able to lift really heavy objects without any help.

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  • mundaneman

    I like the 'power of persuasion' like kilgrave, only I can determine who will be affected and will not be, also it could last longer.

    plus a bit of super strength, agility and stamina for fun

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  • Fenrirr

    to have the power of percentage. what's the chance of a man dropping off 50 billion dollars at my house? 0%. no problem, i'll make it 100%. chance of gaining teleportation powers? 0%. i'll make it 100%, again. i could literally have anything i want.

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  • oikawa-tooru

    I'd want to have the power to copy other people's powers (beat that)

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  • shuggy-chan

    Maybe professor X style psychic powers. More because I would like the ability to communicate with anybody

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  • mysistersshadow

    Control time. So I can stop it or move through it to where ever I want to be.

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    • thegypsysailor

      "Time is the Simplest Thing" by Clifford Simak

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  • shuttuppnerddplz

    I wouldnt want any power cuz the world has its own order and rules.

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