What should i write on my chest?

Okay so it's my girl's birthday today, and as a tradition, I usually wear a tank top that reveals my chest. And on my chest I have my roommates write on me with magic marker, or a sharpee and walk around with it all day long. Any suggestions what to write ? And also they draw a big heart around my left nipple.

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  • bananaface

    Aww, happy birthday to her! Hmm, how about: I couldn't think of anything to write, so I got complete strangers from the Internet to think for me! Yippeeee!

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  • kinklu

    How about, "THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR ADVERTISING"

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  • disthing

    "Slut for hire"

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Chest

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  • redoctober

    "Complete wanker and I know it!"

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  • EvelynBaybe(:

    Lmfao

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  • Krommer

    Who cares?!? You're so disgusting.

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    • dodongos

      hero^

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    • EvelynBaybe(:

      Dumbass! How?

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  • Justsomejerk

    Happy birthday.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    That's the weirdest tradition I've ever heard.


    I like it

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    • EvelynBaybe(:

      Thanks

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  • EvelynBaybe(:

    Snapped lol well in waiting for my friend to bring the markers so ill see what to put

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  • dappled

    Happy Birthday to her! You could always see who wishes her happy birthday in this thread then put our names on your chest, like you're a big birthday card from all of us. Who knows - she might like that people from all around the world have wished her happy birthday.

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