What should i do about the town's squirrel lady? (please read)

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Okay, I'm sure most towns don't have a squirrel lady. Ours does so hear me out.

So I've noticed something abnormal since a few weeks ago: squirrels are many different colors in town now. I'm almost sure the squirrel lady is behind this.

I'm kind of a squirrel enthusiast myself, I carry walnuts and acorns around for the little fellas. I often see this woman at parks throwing nuts at them and feeding ducks. Who else could it be? I even noticed purple stains on her slippers.

Funny enough a purple colored squirrel made front page news in the local a few days ago. Should I come forward with what I know?

I mean- The squirrels don't look harmed or anything, but I have to wonder if I should ask her what she's up to...

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    If they don't appear to have been harmed, you should probably mind your business and leave her in peace.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Thank you, I think you're correct.

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  • squirrelgirl
    9 years ago

    It wasn't me. The most exciting thing I feed the squirrels in my yard is mixed nuts.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I like to carefully salt my own nuts.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Say, every time I turn it loose
    you cats come down and cook my goose. When I start I just can't stop
    but if you keep this up, you're gonna blow your top.

    Put a lid on it too late this time
    put a lid on it I've got to get what's mine
    Put a lid down on it and everything will be all right.

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  • Vulpesvulpes
    9 years ago

    *Hides all the paint brushes*
    Yes, yes everything is going as planned.

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  • sweetyboo
    9 years ago

    Umm dose no one else this this is a troll?
    I meen I did look up the purple squirrel in the news and all that came up was "the purple squirrel bakery "

    BUT if this is real and your not makeing atuff up out of boredom to see how people would respond then:
    The lady is MAKEING a rainbow coloured squirrel army and was on her last colour (purple) when the squirrel ran out the window to her one floor house (the squirrel is not hurt don't worry),
    She tryed to play it off cool but soon the news found out so she didn't want to try and get the squirrel back,
    She is planning to just get a new one to dye purple,
    After she has all them she will then teach them how to swim ( the dye is permanent) ,
    Then how to jump threw flameing hoops,
    And last how to use a lasso,
    Then she will take over the world !
    So if you see rainbow squirrels swimming lassos...you might wanna run.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    I'd ask her just to see. Lol. It's not everyday you see weird colored animals and you know who did it. Could be a funny lady you never know! Ask her and tell us all about it! :D

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    send my dawg after em

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  • Angelmikeal
    9 years ago

    just shut the fuck up and mind your business she might be some psycho bitch with some freak attraction to squirrels you mess with her and she might end u

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    what? is she throwing paint on them?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I freaking LOVE squirrels! I don't think we have a lot of squirrels in Las Vegas, but we do have chipmunks and lots of pigeons. I also love pigeons!

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      Pigeons! Their a Disease.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        I don't care! If I'm infected, I hope it's terminal! I fucking LOVE pigeons, they're adorable!

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    If you have absolutely nothing better to do than chatter about colored squirrels, then how sadly boring your life must be.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Squirrels are exciting animals my friend. I know all the common varieties.

      Take care. Namaste.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Namasté.

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