What sex advice would you give a couple of 97 and 92 years old?

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What sex advice would you give a couple of 97 and 92 years old?

"Don't do it!" 9
"Double up on the viagra!" 13
"Call me, maybe?" 7
Other advice (specify) 1
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    fuck viagra yall needs nitro pills oxygen and an ambulance

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  • VinnyB
    9 years ago

    I would assume the know a heck of a lot more than me.

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    Why would they need advice? Why would it be appropriate for me to give it?

    Why are you asking such a stupid question?

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      Like how to shave downstairs, no?

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      • VinnyB
        9 years ago

        lmao, someone has lived to be 97 that can't operate a razor?

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          8 years ago

          Certainly no experience on Brazilian waxing.

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          • VinnyB
            8 years ago

            Hey waxing has been around for centuries. You might not be giving your grandma enough credit lol.

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      • charli.m
        9 years ago

        All three questions still stand. With extra emphasis on the second.

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          9 years ago

          *lol* You are a tough cookie.

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  • 1knotted
    8 years ago

    why give them advice. they wrote the book, you jerk

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  • Frank375
    8 years ago

    If she is 92, call me and I do her.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Go for it!

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  • LizardSkin
    8 years ago

    Can I hit that oxygen mask a few times?

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      8 years ago

      lol

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Try the rocking chair with the new caning.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Have fun you crazy kids and God bless ya.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      *rofl*

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Don't break a hip!

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      *lmao*

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  • Blue_Velvet
    9 years ago

    lol

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