What's your reaction when you stub your toe?

I usually hop up and down on one foot while holding my hurt foot like an idiot. Sometimes I will punch the wall in anger and then hurt my hand and look even more like an idiot while simultaneously jumping up and down on one leg while shaking my hurt hand around.

I say every swear word condensed into one word

My reactions are so many I can't even count them all - but lately they've become quite boring. If I hit my toe against something I stop in my tracks, close my eyes and hiss under my breath, and then walk away calm but angry as all hell.

It depends if im in front of my family or in public i walk in stride if im completely alone i scream like a wild dog

I Hit whatever I stubbed my toe on with a hammer.

Shit! Fuck! God dammit! And repeat until the pain subsides lol

I tend to not say anything because I have an extremely high pain tolerance. However, it's kinda annoying because sometimes I'll stub my toe, and it doesn't hurt enough to cause major alarm, but it starts bleeding anyways :/

I grab something big and smash whatever I stubbed my toe on while yelling at it.

I tend to yell, "holy mutha fuckin' shit!"

Usualy curse a little then laught because i feel like a idiot and continue on with my day

I scream...........owwwwwwwwwwwwww!

See, another advantage of being older than god. I learned that it really hurts and rarely do it any more. Amazingly, I don't wear shoes 90% of the time though, so I have plenty of opportunities.

Keep calm and carry on.

I would probably say one of the following:

'ShiiiiiiiiiiiiTTT!!!!!'

'DAMMIT!'

'SON OF A BITCH!!!'

Unless I'm in certain company, in which case I would hold my tongue accordingly but still say some choice descriptors.

I think my reaction depends on where I stubbed my foot. If I were inside a lecture hall, I'd probably just curse under my breath. If I were at home - that's an entirely different story.

I usually tear up a little and whisper a curse word to myself.

I ran a cart over my toe the other day in the store... HURT LIKE A MOTHER. I said FUCK MEEEEE in a yell whisper, and just stepped on my foot bent over wincing for like, five minutes. Couldn't be too profane- I had my infant daughter in the cart and don't want to look totally trashy. But God damn that hurt.

I yelp in pain and look down to see if it's bleeding.. But it usually takes a while to start up, so I check a couple minutes later to see if its bleeding. I hate stubbing my toe.