What's your penis like?

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What's your penis like? How does it make you feel?

extreme 2
perfect 3
small 6
large 4
average 9
long and skinny 0
im happy with it 4
fat and short 0
decent 2
dinosaur dick 2
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    its caught in the toaster right now

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    • handsignals
      8 years ago

      we've all been there Breh.

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  • ______________
    8 years ago

    It makes me feel happy. Besides, it doesn't bleed once a month which is a perk.

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    What's my penis like?
    Normally it's very easy to get along with although sometimes it can be a total prick!

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  • VSpnklvr
    8 years ago

    I've been told I have a "pretty cock" before. So I guess my cock is PC.

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago

    Idk but he is a fucking dick

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    8 years ago

    My penis is always like, "whaaaaa . . " O_O

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Dinosaur Dick? Do dinosaurs have dicks? I don't know a lot about reptiles .3.

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago

      I can't figure it out. What is a dinosaur dick? Does that mean it's scaley?...or does it mean it has little, tiny t-rex arms on it?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    This probably wasn't your intention, OP but the post made me laugh pretty hard for some reason. Thanks for that. XD

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    The few babes that have given me a chance say my penis is gnarly. They liked it, and they thought my sense of touch was wonderful.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    My penis loves hot pussy.

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    the ladies call me origami dick

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      cause middle aged japanese men obsess over it?

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