What's your most favorite condiment for scrambled eggs?

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You're having scrambled eggs at a restaurant called "Dicks", and they're real dicks. You are only allowed to choose 1 condiment for your eggs. Hurry up and decide or you get NONE!!

If you could only pick ONE condiment to put on your scrambled eggs, what would you most prefer?

Tabasco	22
Ketchup	43
Salsa	7
Taco sauce	3
Gravy	2
Chutney	1
Jelly/Jam	1
Salt	29
Pepper	12
Mayonaisse	1
Soy sauce	2
Mustard	1
Relish	0
Horseradish	0
Vinegar	0
Sugar	0
BBQ sauce	4
Syrup	7
Whipped cream	0
Tartar sauce	2
Salad dressing (comment as to what variety!!)	0
Cocktail sauce	0
Fish/squid/clam sauce	2
Other condiment (comment please!!)	12

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Saycheese

12 years ago

I hardly ever put anything on my scrambled eggs. I think putting anything else besides salt and pepper ruins them. But I do put cheese on them every once in a while.

But I picked salt, wasn't too hard for me. :)

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- NoraBaker
  
  12 years ago
  
  ^^^ This.
  Salt. No salt, no flavor. You are wise beyond your years! ;)
  
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DiscoDuck

12 years ago

kimchi

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- Failedcasanova
  
  12 years ago
  
  Yum
  
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Avant-Garde

12 years ago

Butter or Cheese.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Butter? I never even thought of that!! Really?
  
  Cheese isn't a condiment though....Except maybe Cheez Whiz, that shit that comes in a jar or can.
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    12 years ago
    
    Yes. Butter adds deliciousness to the egg:)
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      Hmmm, maybe I'll try a bite of that just to see....
      
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      - 8-Evil-Waffles
        
        10 years ago
        
        My goodness its godly.
        
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Frosties

12 years ago

Amazing, isn't it? Show me a moral dilemma and I usually have an answer. Ask me about which condiment I want and I sit staring at the screen for 15 minutes.

You certainly got all the possible answers in there. Very impressive. You got me thinking with sugar. Maybe it could be a sweet dish like crepes can be.

Bah! There's too much to choose from. It's literally giving me a meltdown.

Actually, can I have Hollandaise Sauce? I know that's yet more eggs. From your list, I'd go with salad dressing. Either a Thousand Island or a Marie Rose. Or pepper. Or... ack! I literally can't choose.

Okay, HP fruity sauce. Final answer. No, wait. Apple & chilli chutney.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  You took too long to answer!! NO TOPPING FOR YOU!
  
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  - Frosties
    
    12 years ago
    
    Pouting tiger, hidden dragon! :P
    
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- boobookittyfuk
  
  12 years ago
  
  I think Hollandaise Sauce counts because it's actually more butter than eggs. It's delicious. :)
  
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  - Frosties
    
    11 years ago
    
    I'm going to go with your judgement on this because I do love Hollandaise. Have you ever had Eggs Benedict? One of the nicest things in the world! :)
    
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    - boobookittyfuk
      
      11 years ago
      
      Yes. It's one of my favorite things to eat. I especially love Crab Eggs Benedict, instead of Canadian bacon it comes with a crab cake. You're making me hungry! :D
      
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      - Frosties
        
        11 years ago
        
        :O You're making ME hungry! :P I never thought of having it with seafood. Next time I have it, I'm having it with a crab cake!
        
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        11 years ago
        
        Yeah, it's pretty common out here is Socal. If you like crab, you'll love Crab Cake Benny! :)
        
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tommy81

12 years ago

When I was a kid, I would dump a shitload of ketchup on them. Every once in a while I would use A1 steak sauce. Strange, I know.

These days I put salt, pepper, and either picante or tabasco sauce on scrambled eggs or omelets.

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Dulse.

12 years ago

Paprika.

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anti-hero

12 years ago

Vegans, we have no voice.

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- boobookittyfuk
  
  12 years ago
  
  I use vegans as a condiment for my eggs.
  
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westoptic

8 years ago

Ketchup or hot sauce + salt and pepper

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michaels4p5

11 years ago

grape jelly is what i put on it at home.

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tertater

12 years ago

Nacho cheese

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Riker300

12 years ago

Tapatio. It truly is liquid crack and the guy on the label looks like some one is holding a gun to his head and drugged him with the happy pills.

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penguin1

12 years ago

Cheese.

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GuessWho

12 years ago

YAY! My team is winning!

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SoccerStud88

12 years ago

horse jizz

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- NoraBaker
  
  12 years ago
  
  I hope my wish to have a horse as a transportation means in another story hasn't affected your order. In any case, I apologizz.
  
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trytoforgetthis

12 years ago

Cheese sauce...if counted as a condiment...and tabasco =}

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Fondue.

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NocturnePonyFan

12 years ago

Tabasco! I put it on everything, honestly :-P

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truercheese

12 years ago

I don't like eggs.

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BlueBarracuda

12 years ago

I love eggs and soy sauce. I don't know why. When I make scrambled eggs for myself or for fried rice, I'll add a bit of soy sauce in. I love the flavor.

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Aleks85

12 years ago

cheese salt+pepper ketchup is how I like my scrambie eggs.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  But you can only pick one!! Which one would it be?
  
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  - Aleks85
    
    12 years ago
    
    That depends on if I get to have cheese in them or not.
    
    If it's just plain scrambled eggs i'd probably choose salt.
    
    If it was cheesey scrambled eggs i'd choose ketchup.
    
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lc1988

12 years ago

My grandma used to put garlic on them...that was pretty good. Nowadays I just put milk and cheese...i dk if that counts.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  You put milk on top of cooked scrambled eggs? I've heard of people mixing a bit of milk in before cooking but never as a topping!!
  
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  - lc1988
    
    12 years ago
    
    Yeah I mix it in so I guess it doesn't count lol
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      Oh OK, I was picturing you eating a bowl of scrambled eggs like cereal or something!! lol!!
      
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      - lc1988
        
        12 years ago
        
        LOL ew!
        
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I'mjustme73

12 years ago

ketchup

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

pepper

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JustDave

12 years ago

Trojans.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Go to the Waffle House then, you just might find a Trojan in there at that dump.
  
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  - boobookittyfuk
    
    11 years ago
    
    LOL, I never got the whole Waffle House hoopla. I have been there once and ONCE was enough.
    
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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

There actually IS a restaurant called Dick's where the staff treat you like crap and make jokes about you, btw!!

http://www.dickslastresort.com/

There's video on their site of what goes on there, it's all in fun and seems pretty cool.

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myownopinions

12 years ago

I usually don't put a condiment on my scrambled eggs, though if I had to choose one, it would definitely be ketchup... or whipped cream, that would be interesting.

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tbiM20

12 years ago

Chipotle pepper, or Worschestershire, depending on what else I've got.

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Shackleford96

12 years ago

Salsa, definitely salsa!

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- shuggy-chan
  
  12 years ago
  
  yup
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    12 years ago
    
    Mmhhmmm :)
    
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