What's your favourite flavour of monster munch?

Monster Munch are more than just a maize-based, foot-shaped snack, they are truly the food of champions. But which is your favourite flavour?

Bonus question: why do the feet have holes? Are they perhaps evidence of crucifixion?

Flamin' Hot 19
Pickled Onion 19
Roast Beef 8
My life has yet to be graced by this wonderous snack. 36
Other. 5
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  • Are they large enough that you can fit your finger in the hole? Maybe they are meant to be feet for your fingers, so your hand can stomp around like a monster.

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    • They can just about fit on the end of my little finger, and when I was a little kid they could fit around all of them apart from my thumb. That's a really cute idea actually, and I bet you're right :) Good thinking - that's one mystery solved.

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      • anti-hero

        So OP what is your favorite flavor? Roast beef sounds pretty good to me.

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        • Pickled onion was always my favourite. Roast beef was the most popular, and it was good but it wasn't everything I hoped for. I don't even know what spices "Flamin' Hot" was meant to be, but it was good. Damn, I'm just such a massive pickled onion fan though :P You dwellers of not-Britain are missing out (although to be fair, we're missing out on all your American stuff :/).

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          • anti-hero

            Well rest assured your chocolate is far better.

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  • anti-hero

    Never heard of them.

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    • Same here. They sound tasty, though.

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  • hoboHalfords

    Honestly my tummy just growled cos of this and I'm jonesing for some flaming hot

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  • Jeaneathean

    Can you still get hedgehog flavoured crisps? And I still miss Seabrook's sweetcorn flavoured ridged crisps.

    (I think crisps = chips to most of you on here. And chips = French fries.)

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  • Avant-Garde

    I've never had these. Such a shame that is. Is this a European Snack?

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    • kazegin

      I don't think it is... Here in France, there's a snack called "Monster Munch" but they're shaped like ghosts and have flavours like ketchup, ham/cheese or bbq. I've never heard of the ones this poll is about :/

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  • squirrelgirl

    Man I'd love to try some of those! All of those flavors sound delicious.

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  • Darkoil

    Roast beef and flammin hot are really good, I havent had either for quite a few years though.

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  • loopoo

    Pickled onion, always has been. Even though I hate any kind of onion.

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    • Fabulous

      Why dont u go pee in a jar and smash it into ur fucken face

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      • loopoo

        No thanks. I'd much rather you do that.

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  • jimrichy

    Does anyone remember the limted edition Monstor Munch flavour which turned your tongue blue when you ate it?

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    • Like hell I do! :D I remember when almost everything you could eat made your tongue go blue, it was great. Nothing beats a blue tongue :P

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        I have no idea what that is. I have never heard of one or tasted one. Are they like funyons? For the foot question I guess since its a creatures foot. So its suppose to show the bottom of the paw.

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        • I think they must be a British thing. We don't have Funyuns here but we have things that look very similar and yes, they do taste alike.

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          • RomeoDeMontague

            I dont know I dont eat those type of snacks. I hate onions. I dont like pretzels, and snack mixes, and onion flavored snacks. I like cheese crackers but I probobly would not know most of them for that reason.

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  • bananaface

    Haha, I actually have no idea why the feet have holes!:D I didn't even know that they were supposed to be feet!

    I'm pretty sure the ones I eat the most from them are the pickled onion ones. Mmmm, I haven't had a packet of those in a while! They're so tasty!

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    • Pickled onion is a good choice :) They're my favourite, closely followed by the flamin' hot ones. Most people I know only like the roast beef ones, but they're my least favourite. Of all the good meat flavours they could have chosen to make, they just had go for beef, didn't they? >:(

      I just got some recently and I haven't been able to stop eating them. I wonder if that will turn me into a monster (or if my feet will grow holes :S)? :O

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      • bananaface

        I'm not really a fan of roast beef flavoured crisps either. If I want meat flavoured crisps (which is usually the case) then I go Walkers. Oh, and McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak crisps are just the nicest things ever! Weirdly, I don't think Walkers' Pickled Onion Crisps are suitable for vegetarians.:S

        Yeah, it sounds plausible. I guess you'll also be losing a toe! Unless you only have 4 toes to begin with.

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        • shuggy-chan

          BOO Meat flavored snack for a veggie head. Shame Shame Shame =P

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          • bananaface

            I'm rolling my eyes at you!:P Just because I don't eat animals, doesn't mean I can't like the way they taste. Not that crisps are an alternative or anything.

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            • shuggy-chan

              Next you will move on to real meat. =O and O_o that means bear meat is on that listen wahhhhhh

              And hell I had a subway other day that had meat on it, but I'm not a true vegetarian like u, just a bloke with vegetarian tendencies

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        • For Walkers' I always go for Prawn Cocktail or the ever-reliable Salt and Vinegar :P McCoy's are just brilliant though, I don't think I can name a flavour I don't like. It's funny what's vegetarian and what isn't, because it's never what you'd expect. I guess that proves Walkers' Pickled Onion doesn't have much onion in it :L

          Yikes! :S I wonder if my feet will become all yellow and puffed up too :/ None of this sounds pleasant to be honest; who knew such a wonderful crisp could have such dire consequences? I should lay off them for a while... :(

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          • bananaface

            PRAWN COCKTAIL! Sorry, I just love them so much. They've always been my favourite. I wonder if they taste anything like the real thing, I've never eaten Prawns before.

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            • Gosh, prawn cocktail flavour is lovely. I think I could survive for a long time eating nothing else (maybe not literally, but you know what I mean :P). Yum :D

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