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And if you know any others I would love to hear...they crack me up!
| I lost my phone number can I get yours? | 7 | |
| Was your mother a beaver? Cause damn! | 5 | |
| Do you have a bandaid? I just fell for you. | 0 | |
| Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them | 5 | |
| I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock. | 3 | |
| Nice legs what time do they open? | 14 | |
| Did it hurt when you fell? From heaven | 7 |
That heaven one was actually used on me once. This kinda dicey looking old grey haired dude walked into my work and was like: "did it hurt?"
And I was like "um.. what?"
And he was like "when you fell down from heaven, because you look like an angel."
And then I didn't say anything, and then he leans up close by the register and says "did I make you uncomfortable?"
...
Dude. I hate that shit.
Lol I know it's so awful that I can't help but laugh whenever I get one of these. The first one was the same as yours with falling from heaven. I didnt get the extended version though or the creepy "did i make you uncomfortable?" Part. I totally thought it was a joke until I started laughing so hard and they turned red and walked away...kinda felt bad after but come on!
women use lines on guys.
i can barely walk.
thats the biggest cock i have ever had in my mouth.
ok they are not pickup lines but they are lies they use on guys.
The best pick-up line I ever heard was from a man in Costa Rica, whom I believe was a native. I was walking on the beach in the early morning, and a man approached me and asked me where my boyfriend was.
"He's in the hotel," I replied.
"Are you having problem?"he asked. (It is very unusual for a woman to walk unaccompanied in Costa Rica.)
"No, no problem," I said.
"Perhaps I could make there be problems," he said with a very sexy smile.
That was my favorite of all time. It has never been topped.
One that was used on me once was something like ARE YOU MY WIFI CAUSE WE HAVE A CONNECTION, i rejected him 😂
My friend's response to a guy who came up to her in a bar and slurred "Do you wanna share a baby?" was "No thanks, I've already eaten". Don't know why his line didn't work, so classy.
I on the other hand usually got "Do you wanna root?" Classy Aussie sex speak.
Do you have cancer? because I wanna kick you in the face! (And hope your parents are dead)
Not a pickup line but a kid at the checkout line just said to me "if you're day is a burger I hope I just put awesome sauce on it" lol
You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
"I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."
Did it hurt? When I beat the living daylights out of your ass you filthy little slut
Its my dream to come to where you live and get kicked in the balls by you
I'm glad you're 18, you're attractive and now I don't have to feel weird about thinking that
I think it would be really cool if you wrecked my wallet, is there a way I can send you money?
Sup yo, are you strong? I think its hot when girls will punch guys in the balls
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
I chose the fell from Heaven one tho.
The nice legs one is more than likely the worst one. Is that even a pickup line? Seems to me it's the same as saying "When can I fuck you?"