What's your favorite surface to pee on?

This poll was inspired by a walk in the woods today. When nature called and I released myself, it occurred to me that there is something strangely satisfying about urinating onto the soil. I couldn't help but wonder about what types of surfaces would be the most pleasant to pee on and why. Please feel free to share your thoughts and experiences :D

Water (or any other liquid) 24
Hard Surface (like concrete) 18
Absorbent surface (like soil or sand) 41
Air/Nothingness (like from a balcony) 35
A part of my own body (like legs/feet/hands) 16
A cold surface (like snow or ice) 24
A hot surface (like fireplace or hot sand) 11
Other (add comment) 14
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  • Shackleford96

    Definitely a cold surface or a hot surface. With the cold surface (snow or ice) you get to see the results of your pee in the snow which can be fun sometimes trying to spell your name and stuff. With a hot surface such as a fire, you get to hear the sizzle caused by peeing on it.

    Jealous ladies? Lol :)

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    • seabird_71

      You know it. The closest I ever came to was when I was three or four and peed on the neighborhood cat. Never saw it again after that.

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      • lovelockdown

        LOL i feel so bad for that cat , it probably crys

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      • Shackleford96

        Hahaha XD That's funny. Poor cat...

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    • equanimity

      For sure. ;)

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      • All_Fired_Up

        Lol

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    • lovelockdown

      I'm very jealous :l lol :P

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  • poojunction-r-us

    i like to pee in a jar. freeze it. then put it in a randoms letter box. its fun.

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    • lovelockdown

      lol poor people that get that jar, imagine if they tasted it, ewwwwwwwwwww.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I watched someone put out a fire with pee last night. It created an amazingly beautiful steam cloud.

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  • VulpesFidelis

    I want to piss off a skyscraper or something sometime.

    No, seriously! :op

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  • Boris1974

    The back of Obama's head...

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  • Omgwtf666

    I'm a girl and I love peeing outside. I love peeing on absorbent surfaces, too.

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  • Blade884

    My other vote is metal. Strange, I know, but it led to me pissing on cars whenever I could.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Water that's in a bowl and the bowl hooks up with the rest of the toilet.

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  • hello-12345

    Yeah... the surface I like to piss in a toilet bowl lol

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  • joker42359

    pissing off of a ledge into nothing is the best, i gotta say. didnt vote though, next in line is snow, then grass

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  • Riker300

    Any surface that does not pee back on me. The Costco size container of Coffee-Mate makes a great road warrior pee and drive receptacle.

    Guys have it so good. We can pee comfortably in virstually any position anywhere. Urinating with an erection is an entirely different poll...pardon the pun.

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  • lojack

    on drunk people passed out on the laundry room floor

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  • .Velveetuh.Cheeze.

    i think it would be fun to pee in some kitty litter sometime

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  • womens faces

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  • Garglemysac

    A women's face, while standing on their hair.

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    • A men's face, while shitting on their eyeballs.

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      • Garglemysac

        Sounds like good times.

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        • They are.

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