What's your favorite fart related term?

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Please choose your favorite term on this list!

Also please add any other fart-related terms that you like in a comment!

Fart 15
Pass gas 1
break wind 1
tweak the valve 3
rip ass 9
bust ass 2
let one rip 5
cut the cheese 3
butt trumpet 4
air biscuit 2
sphincter whistle 3
butt belch 2
Cincinnati cyanide 1
duck call 0
pants geese 1
dutch oven 0
poot 6
stale wind 0
crop dust 0
toot 1
let one rip 2
step on a duck 2
drop a bomb 3
mud puff 1
flatulence 6
shart 6
blaze a trail 1
fluff 1
draw mud (another term for shart) 1
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  • PINK-LOVE
    11 years ago

    Butt Burp

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    The ones I came up with:

    -Trapdoor wind
    -Arctic Wind
    -Wind From the Southern Hemisphere

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    • Who_Fan4Life
      11 years ago

      Arctic Wind makes no sense. My farts are never cold!

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        Are you sure your sure? Because, we are getting blizzards that smell like egg shells over here!

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      • NothingxCrazy
        11 years ago

        Ever have a really cold breeze hit you and in turn sent a chill up your spine?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        I was gonna say that.

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    • Qzz
      11 years ago

      Fail.

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        Al Gore was right all along... We just didn't listen to him!!!

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  • TheBarBar13
    11 years ago

    i'd love if a girl said that not a guy lol.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Any time I hear someone use the term "Sphincter" for any reason it just sounds really funny.

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    Blowing butt smoke.

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    • Thatonegirl123
      11 years ago

      That would be painful, I think.

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago

    fart simpson

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  • Couman
    11 years ago

    Miasma.

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  • Fabulous
    11 years ago

    Farton the dick it stimulate me

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  • Faceless
    11 years ago

    Me and my buddy will signal each other with a reverse peace sign if one of us farts in public. It means: dont say anything, keep walking, for the love of god dont stop.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    The dreaded "Shnukart".

    *When one sneezes, shits, pukes and farts at the same time.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Haha..been there once or twice but didn't have the terminology. Thanks.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        You're kidding? I thought it was a myth.

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        • Avant-Garde
          11 years ago

          "The more you know." says, Bea Arthur.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Fucking dyke, man troll more like.

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