What's your biggest pet peeve about toilet paper?

What I hate is that real thin shit where you need half the roll to make a good amount. Can’t do anything with that super thin stuff. So many places buy it too.

When some tears off and gets stuck in my bum.

My biggest peeve is cheap rough toilet paper even existing, that should be banned as health hazard.

i've experienced all the options in this poll xD

When the roll is put on backwards and you have to search for the end. And also finding the end on a new roll and ripping so much of it before you find it.

I buy quality toilet paper in bulk from Costco, because that's how I roll.

All of the above

When I scratch my anus rubbing too hard.

It’s bland without the spread

When its red.

Quilted Northern ultra plush is the best!

I always rip the cheap stuff, which I never buy for home.

When it's put on backwards. The flap must be in the back for easy tearing.

I hate that it breaks and sticks everywhere instead of just doing what it was supposed to do which is just wipe you clean. Water shouldn't cause it to automatically fall apart when it's usually met with water when you're wiping.

Tastes kinda bad

I don’t use toilet paper. I just wipe my ass with my hand and then lick my hand clean.

I use my hand.

Do you?

Of course.

I have no problems with toilet paper other than the fact that it's bad for the environment and uses trees.