What's weirder? your friends seeing you naked and: erect or flaccid?

Yeah, probably sounds weird. Let me explain.

I got super drunk while hanging out with my friends and passed out, and to wake me up, they threw water all over me. So, apparently (and I don't remember this), I stripped out of all my clothes and stumbled into the living room, and fell back asleep on the floor. I woke up where I fell asleep and my friends told me ALL about what happened. At least they had the courtesy to put a towel over me once I passed back out.

I'm not super worried, I'm pretty comfortable with my body and they've all seen me pretty close to naked before, so it's not a big deal. But I keep wondering if I had a boner or not, and which scenario would be weirder; erect or not erect? I don't know why that's the thing I'm worried about in this whole situation, but I just gotta know what people think.

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Azaman

7 years ago | pl

Chances are if you were super drunk, there's no way you got an erection. If you did have one, at least it was involuntary and not from doing something strange or embarrassing. If you're comfortable with your body, then who cares?

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Eh, I'm comfortable but I think I'd almost prefer to be fully torqued, just because I look so much bigger erect. Weird, yeah, but that's how I feel.
  
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  - LindsayK
    
    7 years ago
    
    i put it would be weirder to be flaccid shoulda had a boner hopefully lol
    
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    - mikhaildb
      
      7 years ago
      
      I doubt I did. I'll eventually ask when the teasing has stopped a bit lol.
      
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Roustabout

7 years ago

This is a fairly mild drunk story, many much worse.

Still humans continue to drink to excess.

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Oh, I know it's mild lol. And I will be avoiding drinking tonight so that this remains my most horrific drunk story. I do NOT want to top this one haha.
  
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  - Roustabout
    
    7 years ago
    
    You should always avoid drinking yourself stupid. For fuck sake it's monday.
    
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_Jesus_

7 years ago

What about being caught flaccid... and then going erect? that would probably be more awkward

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Lmfao excellent point. I almost always wake up with morning wood, so maybe it was the other way around? I'll have to ask.
  
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Weltanschauung

7 years ago

Depends if you're a grower or shower.

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- LindsayK
  
  7 years ago
  
  did u see that on fear factor? grower not a shower
  
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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Lol, what does that mean? Never heard that before.
  
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  - Azaman
    
    7 years ago
    
    I was gonna say that too. It's pretty self explanatory. A grower looks much bigger when erect.
    
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    - mikhaildb
      
      7 years ago
      
      Oh, guess I'm a grower? Lmao.
      
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Okimihasubee

7 years ago

Hard dude you always want to be hard lol

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matches

7 years ago

Hey if you got hard and horny it natural for your body to have a hard on but with large amounts of alcohol it more flacid. All I can say is if you woke up hard you should of just jerked it off till you came

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walkingdildo

7 years ago

Since flaccid is the base state of being, it makes sense for them to see you flaccid if at all. To be erect requires a cause.

You may PREFER for them to see you erect (I don't know why, maybe you want one of them to go "Jesus Christ! Look at that rod of wonder! I must pleasure it with my mouth this very moment, lest another opportunity never arise!") but, aside from the occasional unwelcome hard on, it's very unlikely. Alcohol generally has a softening effect and it can be har-difficult to get an erection when drunk. Of course, when you do it can be difficult to get rid of.

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kla631

7 years ago

I chose other, and the if so, what? part is neither flaccid or erect is weird. I've seen all my friends in various stages of arousal when drunk and also, I'm a barber waxing tech, I do waxing in that area and clients are in various stages of arousal. So its really no biggie.

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Damn, you just made me realize a half-chub would have been the least awkward thing. No looking small, no looking "excited." Just a good mix. "The Goldilocks Zone" of arousal, if you will.
  
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BENDOVEROWLDRIVE

7 years ago

What else is there besides a hard - on and a soft - off ?
If it's females , I would rather they see me with a big stiff hard as a rock boner rather than a limp as a dish rag cock.

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Well I was thinking someone might choose other and say, "It's weird either way" or "Neither are weird" or something like that.
  
  And yeah, if it was chicks, I'd prefer to be hard too lol. I'm like 90% sure the girls had left by the time this happened but I haven't asked yet.
  
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  - BENDOVEROWLDRIVE
    
    7 years ago
    
    Then they could strip and jump on your boner cock and it goes in their ass and bald cunts.
    Then they go down on your dirty brown cock when it comes out of their asses.
    
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    - mikhaildb
      
      7 years ago
      
      Woah. Didn't see that coming.
      
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      - BENDOVEROWLDRIVE
        
        7 years ago
        
        Fucking eh buddy.
        There is nothing better than a female dirty cock sucker.
        Fugly females of all ages { pre teens to senior citizens } will take the cock in their dirty assholes and will suck it clean with their shit on the cock and balls more than pretty girls will do, because the fugly girls aim to please and they want to keep you as their boyfriend , because they dont know when or if another guy will ever want them because they are fugly.
        
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BlackyHancock

7 years ago

Other.

When I was 18 or so (a while ago now) if you got so drunk that you passed out at a party the standard thing as A MINIMUM was someone would shave your eyebrows off, toothpaste and ketchup smeared on your hair /body, and you'd get people writing things all over your face or body (including your penis and ass) with black marker pens.

That would be weirder than people seeing your erect or flaccid penis.

It was important not to pass out at parties.

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Lol, damn, I'm glad I just got the water treatment.
  
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VirgilManly

7 years ago

Hey, I think I recently saw a video online of a drunken ass raping.
OMG, was that you???
Did they ever get that eggplant out of your ass?

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  Woah. As far as I know, nothing has been in my ass.
  
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Ellenna

7 years ago

What could "other" in the last choice possibly mean? Does your penis have a state other than erect or flaccid? Half erect and half flaccid or vice versa?

I'd stop worrying about it if I were you and just turn it into a funny story (which it is), but maybe not get so drunk in future?

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- mikhaildb
  
  7 years ago
  
  I don't know what the "other" could be haha, maybe someone thought it was weird regardless.
  
  Yeah, it's a funny story that I'm sure my friends will be telling (at my expense) for many years to come. :)
  
  And I seriously am a super lightweight, I think I had like 8 beers. I just can't stop once I start. Definitely will avoid drinking so much in the future to save myself the trouble haha.
  
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  - Kookulainamus
    
    7 years ago
    
    Other is when your cock shrivels up into a prune.
    
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    - mikhaildb
      
      7 years ago
      
      Yet another good use for "other" lol. I doubt that happened unless I was seriously freezing.
      
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What's weirder? your friends seeing you naked and: erect or flaccid?