What's the worse thing your flatulence has smelled like?

What's the worse thing that your flatulence has ever smelled like? I'm not asking this to be gross and immature. I'm generally curious and concerned.

Potatoes 1
Beans 0
Blood 3
Sewage 8
Bowel movement 4
Garbage 4
Nothing (odorless) 0
Sulfur 16
Eggs 13
Dairy 0
Other 3
I never have gas. 3
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  • Faceless

    Like a dead cat rolled in baby shit and thrown into a tire fire.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    My gas once smelled liked pizza after I hate a whole large pizza pie. It wasn't the worst smell, but it was definitely the most bizarre.

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    • shuggy-chan

      How can u hate pizza, was it papa johns?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Papa Johns makes evil pizzas, man. Never try to reason with one. It'll be hard to survive if you try.

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        • wistfulmaiden

          our local Papa Jonn's ran over two people!

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            How else do you think they get the ingredients for their pizza toppings?

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            • wistfulmaiden

              Omg lol.
              We stopped eating there after finding a giant mosquito right on top of our pizza. Almost as if on purpose!

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        • shuggy-chan

          Oh dude I know, you're preaching to the choir

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  • shuggy-chan

    Roses :D

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    • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

      I know you like to thank yoh shit don't stank

      Lean a lil bit closer

      See that roses really smell like boo-boo

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      • shuggy-chan

        Haha i was so hoping someone would do that :D

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  • sillygirl77

    OMG I love these comments. LMAO.

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  • sillygirl77

    I'm a chick, but I can admit it... at times mine don't smell or don't smell much, but other times it's like sulfur AND/OR raw sewage!

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  • deepthought33

    Warning: TMI
    One night I was constantly woken by this pervasive smell of death and poison. It was getting into my dreams and I spent the entire night trying to figure out in my sleep whether it was purely a figment of my dreams, a rat had died in a vent, or the apacolypse had just transpired outside my window.

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    Rotting corpses

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    • RoseIsabella

      Roadkill.

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      • Dulse.

        Farts.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Death poots.

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  • handsignals

    McDonalds.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    I don't fart. Never have, never will.

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    • sillygirl77

      LOL

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  • wistfulmaiden

    I don't know, but do NOT ever eat anything with chicory in it like Fiber One bars...that shit gives you horrible gas and diarrhea.

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  • LifeTheRide

    Rotten eggs/sulfur.

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  • normal.eyes

    Once I overheard a young boy say "That's a Green Potsy!"
    His friend inquired "What's that?" The boy responded with "That's the worst fart you can blow!"

    I remember this clearly and took it as a sign of wisdom from the 8-10 year-olds. Of course, I only heard that snippet of information and was glad I wasn't there for the Green Potsy event.

    I have made and probably surpassed the register on this one.
    You will know intrinsically when you have Green Potsy.

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  • squirrelgirl

    Burning rubber

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  • lilsnifferman

    Lol it's hard to say... Not because I don't fart or they are scentless. But I usually like the smell of mine, so I may be not impartial enough :D

    People say that these rotten eggs ones that burn your nose are the worst... But I personally don't think so, although I have those too. For me worse to handle are these sour farts, that smell like fermenting trash or something. Yuck! :(

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  • cupcake_wants

    You know the smell when you first open a bag of potato chips? like that.

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    • normal.eyes

      Me, too! I guess that would be in the potatoes category. The potato chips experience can alternate with french fries, but real skanky ones.

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  • handsignals

    My Mom's Turkey stuffing
    http://isitnormal.com/story/iin-my-secret-ingredient-for-stuffing-187726/

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  • Dhugh

    Me, mom, and Dad were riding in pickup cab. Dads driving. Dad farted, Mom acused me. I protested of course! It wasn't me! That fart smells like someone's does after eating at "Ryan's Restauraunt" then she chewed me out for being the most discussing person on earth for being able to identify where someone had eaten by the smell of their farts! Well, I asked, where did you eat before you picked me up? She said, We did eat at Ryan's! But your still discussing for knowing that by the smell of a fart!

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    • normal.eyes

      "discussed" vs. "disgust"

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  • davesumba

    Mix of a very foul, spoiled shit and semen

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  • VirgilManly

    Shit.

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  • RainbowFlash

    I had food poisoning twice in a week, I was not well.. nearly hospitalised.

    Let's just say it didn't smell nice.

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