What's the weirdest color your poop has ever been?

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Brown 4
Green 17
Orange 10
Yellow 6
Black 6
Rainbow 10
I don't poop 2
I'm constipated all the time 1
Women don't poop until they're 30 11
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  • CozmoWank
    10 years ago

    Plaid.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      To op

      My logs are usually sulfur colored
      *sharts

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  • Wyomingite
    10 years ago

    As long as it's not bloody or black, you're good.

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    • dom180
      10 years ago

      Black is good, at least that's what my doctor said. It shows you've got a lot of iron in your body. Bloody is definitely a problem, though :P

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Black is not always a good sign actually. I have been told the exact opposite.

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          Yeah, it's a sign you have bleeding somewhere further up in your intestinal tract.

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          • [Old Memory]
            10 years ago

            I came.

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            • [Old Memory]
              10 years ago

              It takes a lot more to impress me.

              *walks away*

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  • TheGodThatFailed
    10 years ago

    Freddy Kruegers face.

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  • Shroot
    10 years ago

    Diamond

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  • semenandgarspunkel
    10 years ago

    you are gay get out of here man

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I once had 'rapid evacuation' everything I ate came out of me 30mins latter and it looked the same, I even shat soda and it still had bubbles.

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    A sort of beige.

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  • psu
    10 years ago

    I swear to God, I had a chess board this evening. I just kept looking at it and wondering how it could have happened. Black and white and black and white. Then I saw what looked like a little pawn smooshed into it. A bit distorted by the distress of transit. The little guy was still chipper enough to try to mate with the King's Bishop, though. He was all over it. The maddest thing of all is that this is 50% true. I like how my effluent seeks to control me.

    This should be a feature of modern life.

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    Invisible rainbow.

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    You know all these colours would indicate different health problems. Constant constipation is a sign of IBS.

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  • lilmich
    10 years ago

    If you are taking iron tablets having black poo is a normal side effect

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    polka dots (dead flies)

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  • Couman
    10 years ago

    Red. How could you forget red?

    (It was just from beets, but it's still kind of alarming when you see it.)

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  • Foamy'sACoolSquirrel
    10 years ago

    Green or Yellow.

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