What's the most intelligent organism that it's okay to eat?

Veganism and vegetarianism are just different points on a sliding scale of how willing we are to take life from something with intelligence. Where do you stand?

Nothing that has ever been alive. 4
Plants. 21
Fish. 20
Animals (excluding mammals). 16
Mammals. 74
Primates. 11
Humans. 40
Aliens of higher intelligence than us. 47
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  • jamustheignoramus

    How could you live off of something that has never been alive?

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    • dappled

      The same way you'd live off anything else. I don't mean rocks. I mean things that can be synthesised. Many sugars can be produced by chemical reaction. They don't need to have grown as sugar beet.

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    • Jamustheignoramus: What is edible that hasn't already been alive? plants, animals, mushrooms...

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      • oh sorry, nevermind, you said never...

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  • myweirdself16

    im cannibal so i eat humans >:D

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  • yournewBFF

    Babies, it's population control and food for the masses. God bless the Queen.

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  • tacoswaffleslove

    imma vegetarian :D

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  • dikh

    you

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  • Peek-a-Boo

    Maybe I'm psychho but I see it like this: if I was about to die from starvation, I wouldn't mind eating a human. Or an alien, but I think they're harder to get for dinner.

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  • bronte_91

    I wonder what aliens would taste like? haha Also, if they are smarter than us, it is highly unlikely they would let us eat them.

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  • All herbivores and all carnivores have similar body structures; humans' body structures are in between those two-clearly, we are meant to be omnivores. Also, many peoples in extreme living conditions rely on meat for food (is this wrong?)
    ...This rules out plants

    Supposed intelligence is no way to judge what we can and can't eat- First of all, who are we to say which animals are smart and which aren'tt?

    All creatures on this earth play a part in nature-we are all equal. What is really important is how you treat the animals that you use for food. It is inhuman and unnatural to keep animals locked up without much space-they have to live freely. Also, we have to respect our food-do not waste it.

    Following these guidelines, i chose mammals. Cannibalism is wrong and primates are too similar to us

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  • ladyday

    nothing that is sentient and observing :) just plants

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  • elduke

    My asshole neighbor Steve. Or should I say ex-neighbor. Mu ha ha ha ha ha.... *smacks lips*

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  • emilio

    In china theres this meal its the fanciest meal there. They screw a monkey's head to a table and pop it open and eat its brain whie its still alive -.-

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  • crazykittens

    Plants are smarter than you! o.O

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  • deepthought33

    Oh wow when you put it on a scale like that I'm amazed how far up it humans will readily eat to! I mean, in some cultures monkeys are a delicacy right? That is like pretty much at the top...discounting those rare few of us that are cannibals, we'll pretty much eat anything that isn't ourselves.

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    • dappled

      It is pretty scary, isn't it? I've always thought that the morality of what we'll eat is based on a sliding scale. Scary that the majority of people on this planet eat mammals.

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  • Stewbeef1

    No junk food... That's all I can say. But I'll never stop eating a bunch of unhealthy things.

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  • MR.mr

    Anything except humans, unless you're starving to death, in which case you do whatever you have to.

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  • totallyabnormal

    ME!!!!!!!

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    37 cannibals here.

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  • crackdispenor

    i ate dog before.. it was okay nothing special

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  • dom180

    I could tell that the OP was dappled, I saw a dappled post to an IIN question recently phrased a bit like this. I now feel like a dappled fanboy.

    Plants, btw.

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    • dappled

      It was me, yeah. About a year or so ago, but me all the same. Signed autograph for you! :P

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  • Omnivore.

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  • imacomputer

    At first I was gonna put non mammal animals, then mammals, then primates, but if I was desperate, I'd eat ANYTHING regardless of it's intelligence relative to mine. Look out aliens.....I'm fucking starving!!!

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  • Hooviva

    What about strawberry leaves? They're made with chlorophyll and glucose, is it appropriate to eat? Or those so-called 'poisonous berries', which are delicious, reddish, and don't make you sick, and they have a stone and grows in Elizabeth in South Australia, which I have named the blaberry. It's a rare fruit, me and my brother used to eat them all the time.

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  • HaruHaru

    Okay, so what about insects? I mean, idk if they're counted as being intelligent, but like, have complex social structures etc?

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  • Dricey

    Missing option: Intelligence /= Edibility/Deliciousness.

    Don't eat human, you'll get shaky hands and probably arrested.

    Don't be afraid to eat whatever is nearest if the alternative is starvation.

    Or really, really bad boredom.

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  • hellboy333

    I just think all animals except for humans tbh. I mean, I love cats and think they are cute, but I understand why some people eat them for example.

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  • 343Boy

    I didn't know milk and eggs had intelligence.

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  • moomus

    more like they would eat us! now theres a scary thought......

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  • Caveman

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  • Plants are living
    suck on that vegetarians
    :D

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