What's the grossest thing to happen to you involving bodily fluids?

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What is the grossest thing that you have ever had to deal with that involved (HUMAN) bodily fluids, your own or that of others?

Peed pants. 3
Pooped pants. 4
Changing a diaper. 0
Puked on by yourself. 4
Puked on by another person. 0
Peed on by another. 1
Pooped on by another. 3
Something sex related. 3
Sneezed on. 0
Coughed on. 1
A very smelly person rubbed up against you. 0
Used a smelly, dirty towel. 0
Someone threw their dirty underpants at you. 0
Touched dirty, crusty underpants. 1
Spit on by accident. 0
Spit on on purpose. 0
Put your hand in/on some unknown secretion. 4
Other (comment) 1
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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    stood making a call on a public phone and a drunk peed on my leg, then i boarded the plane, yuk

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    11 years ago

    When i was in labor, i had to take a shit and out came my bloody mucus plug immersing my shit.

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  • Curious-trans
    7 years ago

    Ate my own poop once so nast so wrong so right

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    • pantychaffe
      7 years ago

      And here is the winning comment tonight!!!!

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  • Ibelievethis
    10 years ago

    Probably more gross for him, but I was having sex with some random guy and when he had finished and pulled out. he said there's blood everywhere, I had come on my period.xx

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  • ToxicCrayons
    11 years ago

    I puked on somebody else.

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    Covered head to toe in someone elses vomit for four hours. In my hair. No change of clothes with me.

    Had to change a kid that shat his pants. He had a tantrum. I had no wipes, just tissues and water. It got on the floor, walls, him, me...

    My cousins vomitting when they had whooping cough...the stench made me retch.

    Being vomitted on by a baby all day in stinking hot weather = smell of rotting cheese.

    There will be plenty of others but I might leave it there.

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    • ToiletGoddess
      9 years ago

      Hey Charli, I'm sorry to hear you got puked on. How did you get that covered though? I'm sorry that happened though hon.

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      • charli.m
        9 years ago

        13 month old baby went into convulsions, then vomited copiously. Had to go in the ambulance like that and it was about a while before I could change.

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  • sega31098
    11 years ago

    Pooped in pool.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Someone spat on me before. Needless to say it got nasty quick. I can not remember what I did to deserve this either. Used a roommate toothbrush. It sucked because everyone living in the house had the same colour brush. So kind of hard to figure out what belonged to who. Well I figured out whos it was after and it had left over food in it. Like jeese does no one clean the brush when they are finished? It was disgusting.

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    Anal with a girl leading to a... less than clean pocket rocket. Does that count as pooped on by another?

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Pissed myself

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  • TheOneAndOnly:)
    11 years ago

    once i was in class and my teacher had his back turned around and my friend made it look like she was banging him and i laughed so hard i pissed
    it was way funnier then it sounds lmao

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  • Fabulous
    11 years ago

    When I came on a girls face and then she kissed me

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