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For me it was trying to retrieve a one legged pigeon that was stuck in a tree. I untangled his disabled leg from the tree and let him go. After he flew, I fell and was unconscious for a couple of hours.
How about you lovely people? Care to share?
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i'm sure I have lots... most from childhood... cut my nails with scissors, pretended that some styrofoam panels i found in my neighbor's yard was lightning and smashed it to bits over my head (yeahh.. your guess is as good as mine) colored my hair with markers, ate anything that said "non-toxic" (glue, crayons, etc.), some that i did with friends- tried to make a gas station by collecting gas that leaked out of cars and putting it in waterguns for the pumps, danced on the roof of the neighbor's garage, made a "stew" in a bucket of garbage, mud, diapers and other disgusting things we found, gave the class hamster a bath, and yours reminded me of when i fell out of a tree and blacked out for a minute or two, and when i was in elementary and tried to sit on the monkeybars with this boy i liked and fell backwards and hit my head on a bar, but tried to play it cool, lol. i had a concussion but went on the rest of the school day like nothing happened, kept falling asleep in class and my mom only found out later that night when i threw up... and one time i wanted to get a different view while riding my bike so i rested my chin on the handle bars and pedaled really fast, hit some bumps and must've chipped my teeth because i felt a lot of little pieces.. although not much visible damage..ahh good times
Everyone has a different definition of dumb but one that never fails to make me cringe and that i have never told anyone:
Now you gotta know that my parents and siblings violated each other and me with hugs and kisses. i grew up hating that stuff. one day my first gf and I are just lying down on her bed just chillin, and voices in my head go "i want to kiss her. oh crap. You know i dont like that stuff. Why you always gotta mess with a completely fine moment? Because i want to. Fine. Do it. But how? Nevermind the how just do it before the anticipation builds and u cant. Ok ok Quick and painless like a bandaid. Ready? NOW. NOW. DO IT DO IT DO IT QUICK AND PAINLESS QUICK AND PAINLESS QUICK AN--" I leaned over super quick and kissed her lips and then literally sprung up to my feet and ran like 5 feet away all in the space of 3 seconds -- then I just stood there processing wtf I just did. And she palmed her face and laughed
But she called me back to lay down with her after which I can never recall anything, maybe I passed out from embarrassment
* sigh * I should preface this by saying I'm a deep sleeper so when I wake up at a weird time I'm really out of it for a while.
I fell asleep listening to music with my in ear headphones still in, I woke up at around 3 and pulled at them but there was a pressure in my left ear, I had the bud still in there, after trying to pull it out I just pushed it against my eardrum and it just sort of molded to the shape.
I got up groggy headed and stumbled downstairs to get tweasers but they just pulled out tiny bits of foam, still not with it I grabbed a long kebab skewer planning to catch it on the bottom and hook it out, needless to say it ended badly and with a trip to a and e.
They got it out and it turns out it was actually only a tiny tiny cut, still.
I attempted to stomp on a coconut near my house in Florida and sprained my ankle. I walked on it for about a mile until I couldn't walk and ended up on crutches for a few days. Then a year later when I was working out with my Shetland Sheepdog I sprained it again and fell flat on my face. Luckily my dog was not only loyal, but barked up a storm until a policeman drove by and scrapped me off the pavement. My left ankle hasn't been right ever since.
:-(
Many things...
Slept on a thick folded twin sized blanket on my pillow... Now my neck has been messed up for 3 years...
Sneak attacked my dog... I got bit in the face... Ouch...
Crushed a light bulb while changing it as a kid... It started sparking... Then I ran to Mommy's room... I bumped into her lamp... That fell and sparked, too...
Used two scooters at once, like skiis... Bad idea... I had to do the splits... And I'm not even flexible... Also, I did it on the driveway, so it went... whoosh...
Plucked my brows as a kid... One brow was slightly smaller than the other...
Used a vacuum to remove a tiny house spider from my room... Wasn't worth it...
Threw the wax covering of cheese on the ceiling as a kid... Rolled it into a ball and threw it... It's still stuck...
Shook a can of soda thinking I could get it into my mouth... It got everywhere...
Left my "happy place" (Season 2 of my manga) how many miles and hours away at a relative's house since February... I don't like people reading it...
Jumped into the pool where the stairs where... It hurt... badly...
Trying to get to know the guy I like... Such a fail... "What's your favorite color?"... "Blue."... "I'll go get a blue glowstick for you!" (They were passing out glowsticks)... God...
There's more... But here's one from my sister!
There was a name tag stuck to her butt... It was like a license plate of a car... And... The guy she likes pointed it out to her...
ANOTHER ONES AND STUFF!
Tried to ride a roller bag and a laundry basket down the stairs of my grandparents' house as a kid... The stairs turn at some point... I eventually fell off...
Walked in my sleep as a tiny tot... I tumbled down the stairs... and did perfect somersaults...
Went to hammer in a nail without picking up a nail first, hammered my thumb.
Set my overalls on fire while using a grinder.
Pretend to be haddaway on this site..... Maybe, i probably have done worse
I once rode on a Mr. Ed horse naked as a child and allowed myself to be photographed doing so. Also, when I was roughly 3, I visited a nearby fall-festival. While my parents and this woman were talking, I walked over to her baby (who was in the stroller) and proceeded to pee all over it. I also publicly masturbated once; I was seen by roughly 20 of my classmates. I claimed that I was just fiddling with my ID card and when I went to the principle, I got away with it.
I once fucked a frog only to find out I was on a hidden camera prank show lool me and my beastiality
Jeez I dont know where to begin? Lol jumped off our roof onto the trampoline, bounced off and landed on my back. That hurt. Got drunk, took my shirt/bra off and went running down the street, beer in hand, lol. Tried riding my bike on ice...didn't end well. I got a lot more but those are just the ones off the top of my head lol
Going to the building of a prestigious fashion magazine and asking them if they offered tours. *faceplam* I wasn't even dressing that well, to boot!
There was a stupid old light fixture thingy above my sink and the wire for it went behind the counter to the outlet back in the corner. I wasn't going to dismantle the counter to get this wretched thing from my sight soooo I cut the cord...but forgot to unplug it first :) boom zap sizzle poof. Haha oops.
list is so long that i won't dare start it... i just don't wanna know. i really don't!
Unintentional stupid thing? Was on the roof of a garage (don't ask why) and fell through the roof. Luckily a car was in there or may of had some injuries.
My brother's room smelled bad. Baby powder smelled good. Thus, the logical conclusion that my childhood brain came up with was to pour baby powder all over my brother's room.
It's probably not the stupidest thing that I've ever done, but it's the first thing that came to my mind.
Drugs, drunk driving :/ Pretty sure it doesn't get much dumber than that.
This reminds me of the time a drunk guy in a loud 90's Honda Civic hit my car in the Target parking lot. I was chatting it up with a cute Target employee, and WHAM! He crashes head on into my car. My car was parked and out of all the cars that were driving on the parking lot, he had to hit mine. After he hit it, he quickly backed his car up and drove backwards into row of carts the Cart Attendant had painstakingly pushed by hand because the Cart Pusher Machine was broken. When his car could no longer start, he ran out of his car, into Target, and tried to hide in a walk-in freezer at the food court. I don't know why brought it up, but his strangeness was just so funny to me. lolololol.
One time in my early 20s I got blacked out drunk and walked around peeing on police cars. Dont remember it, but was told about it the next day. Also while in the navy both overseas and in the states Ive gotten blacked out drunk and woke up in bed with women I didnt even remember meeting. Luckily I never got any stds. Needless to say, since I have matured I only drink once a week and never drink to the point where I come close to blacking out.