What's the biggest poo you've ever done?

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I only squish out little marbles. 3
Just regular three to six inchers. 17
A six to twelve inch anus stretcher. 30
A twelve to eighteen inch captain's log. 25
More than eighteen inches (I'm not human). 10
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  • OMGeverynameistaken
    12 years ago

    Whenever I take an enormous shit, I kind of hesitate to flush down the masterpiece I have just created.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Bigger than Bono? ...'cause he IS it...hahaha

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    These options are fucking hilarious mate.

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  • Heh?
    13 years ago

    "A twelve to eighteen inch captain's log."
    "More than eighteen inches (I'm not human)."

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa-?!

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    The real question should be:do you measure your poop?

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  • tentacleTherapist
    12 years ago

    Thumbelina.

    As a guy in my French class once said,

    "You're not a real man until you've clogged the toilet at LEAST once."

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  • I_steal_free_bread
    12 years ago

    I dont remember and I dont want to

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  • Leika
    7 years ago

    Why is this a question? I'm laughing so hard this is wonderful.

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago

    I don't... I don't know...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      lol, I'm putting you down as 18 inches.

      Shame on you!

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    i'm sure i've shot out a captain's log once or twice.

    i remember getting up to flush and seeing it... didn't measure it but my first thought was "how the fuck did that fit inside me?"

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