What's the best cure for a broken heart?

Get yourself a dog.

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Phantom dumper

Surround yourself with friends and family.. Make sure your doing things that make you happy without him/her AKA cooking, modelling(Airfix etc) photography, acting, singing, dancing) just try not to think about it too much.. And smile! Honestly it helps to smile! :D

Time and chocolate. Be the better person and don't get revenge on them. Surround yourself with people who love and care for you. Having sex with others will make you feel like trash. And I'm sorry if any one here has a broken heart. It really hurts and it sucks majorly. I hope everyone will find someone in their life to hold.

gettin laid

the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

Time and distance.

Crying yourself to sleep :P

it.....never completely goes away....sniff

Well, the best cure for that is finding another person to love. Cause you will never move on to the person you loved if you haven't found another person to love, but of course you will need time to move on...

one useful trick is to make a list of all their bad qualities. wtite them down, one by one. then look at the complete ist. I suggested this to my friend and she did it, but then she sent the list to him in the mail. lol I don't think that revenge is a good idea, bcuz of karma, and u only screw yourself in the end..

drugs

Someone to mend your heart.

What works for me for the most part is just stop thinking about the person. Stop thinking that you're still with that person, stop caring about the person. Tell yourself it wasn't meant to be and just learn from what caused the relationship to end. When I get thoughts of her, I immediately try to think of something else. Anyways, it worked out well for me and this was the first time I had to do this in my life.

a gun

Get fucking over it..

Get with friends, go to a party, smoke a pound of weed, and fuck some bitches XD no, just kidding, just smoke a pound of weed, you'll be fine, even better if you smoke a pound of weed with some friends.

don't cry just have a huge wank

A garlic necklace.

Revenge i don't believe in love love is a bullshit word

I will usually find her pimp and pay him to smack her around while I watch safe in my car.

For me the best ways I get over breakups is to listen to music. It makes me feel like myself and depending on the artist it will make me realize I don't need that person. :)

Laughter. Laughter is the best medicine due to the endorphins it releases. This world could use some more good comedy. Not this romantic comedy stuff that's in almost every film that's released these days and certainly not crude comedy. Or comedy that is crude. Try puns. They don't offend anyone and they're simple yet super effective. Eventually you can make them and judge how good they are by how much people groan when you make one.

Weow I've gone off topic.

Haha, sounds brilliant!

surgery

A stake through it.

glue

run

time away from the person....

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sersly though, you have to get with another person. thats the only true cure.

I wouldn't know but when ever someone has done something that has a negative effect on me or my life then I tend to get "revenge" but in mny different ways, physical abuse being the least).

Drink your own pee!