What's love (vomit) ?

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So I'm currently sitting on the couch after a 'few' drinks thinking about the 'deeper' things in life.
Apart from thinking 'Is there a heaven?' im stuck here with the word LURVVVV in my head wondering if I'll ever find it.
I know, i know there is way too many movies,books,advice columns about this pussy as subject but I'm still baffled as to why I haven't experienced this foreign feeling?
I know the love from a mother or a pet (nothing suss) but not from a man.
I've only had a couple of relationships and all of them have had considerable work to make me 'love' them.
I want something real,something natural.Nothing forced.
Will I know when it happens? My mother keeps telling me it will but I beg to differ.
Am I normal to not know what it feels like? Don't get me wrong, I'm not a virgin, bible huggin teen.Trust me I've looked at way too many hard core porn sites to be one.

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  • Ryuhei
    13 years ago

    You'll know you're in love when you want to kill the person that you are in love with but want to be with him/her at the same time.

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Ahh the lovely drunk post. Haha! Yes, you will know when you find it. Don't force it.

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  • redoctober
    11 years ago

    You'll never find "lurve" because you're a boozy couch potatoe :D!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Well, I have this feeling with someone right now. Yes, you will find it. You just have to keep searching for the one bright light that will make your life better.

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  • Schythl
    13 years ago

    Ahh the lovely drunk post. Haha! Yes, you will know when you find it. Don't force it.

    ...crap, too late.

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  • ladyday
    13 years ago

    you'll know it's love when you can poop in front of them.

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  • Not_Who_I_Say_I_Am
    13 years ago

    Ahh the lovely drunk post. Haha! Yes, you will know when you find it. Don't force it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    i can show you real love. srsly!

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