What's hollywood's worst lie?

that all women (no matter how independent or successful) dream of a fairy tale wedding happy ending. Oh and that heroes don't need toilet breaks.

That every autistic person is exactly like Rain Man.

The only way to have a great career is to become a sex object

That if something isn't funny, shouting it louder makes it seem funny.

Either that, or that cats are evil.

all of the above option?

That no matter what explosion, destruction, or catastrophe happens in the Transformers, Megan Fox will never be sweaty and always have perfect make-up.

The hero's can survive a whole zombie apocalypse without so much as a broken bone or a scratch and that ammo seems to be in abundance.
~Slave2Satan~

That suppressed firearms are silent.

That Keanu Reeves is actually a good actor. Or is that more of a delusion on their part?

A computer can hack into a weapons system... using wifi
You mean this is a lie? NOOOOOOOOOO Say it isnt so!!

That Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive.

YOU'LL BE GOOD AT CINEMA SINS

All of the above.
Since I got nothing better to do, here is a list of Hollywood lies:

-Also cars do not blow up when they crash, or get shot!
-The awkward nerd with health issues doesn't get the hottest girl in school/ high school/ university
-Not all hot girls are cheerleaders
-It's not possible to shoot up a city, without the police and possibly the army trying to stop you
-Not all eastern Europeans are crimelords
-Not all Germans are blonde/ evil
-Not all Russians are drunk/ comic relief
-Spies in real life rely on stealth, not fancy weapons
-High ranking officials don't risk their lives to save generic soldier
-This is just a random point, you still followin' ?
-Generic soldiers don't suddenly get chosen to lead a battle
-Making out in an elevator is nothing special
-Making out in a car is nothing special
-You can not escape a supercar with a small underpowered car
-Bank robbers are not hot
-Superpowers don't exist
-You don't fly back when shot
-Pistols don't have 100 rounds, they have 12-17
-Doing a jump with a car usually destroys the car
-A girl won't fall in love with you, if you follow her, she will call 911
-A girl won't have sex with you after gunfights, explosions, etc
-There is no self destruct button in spaceships/ bases/ space stations
-Working at a 7-5 job isn't hell, it's what most people do
-I sound a bit like cinemasins
-Not all black people are "gangsta"
-Not all black people are loud and obnoxious
-Dancing solves nothing
-Being hit in the face with a gun doesn't leave a small bruise, it breaks your nose at the least
-Children can not solve crimes
-Children can not fend off thugs
-Stealing vehicles is hard and requires tools
-Hot girls can't fix cars
-Getting over someone's death isn't that fast
-Getting over a beloved's death is never fast
-Pets don't have superhuman levels of intelligence
-Not all cats want to enslave humanity, only a handful
-Not all dogs are awesome
-Alien invaders do not hover above the Whitehouse, or any famous landmark
-Nearly there, nearly there
-Alien invaders do not fight on the ground
-Using alien technology is not easy
-Firing alien weaponry isn't easy
-Freak weather conditions don't always appear in the United States
-Russia has no intentions of attacking the US
-The US has no intentions of attacking Russia
-Aliens don't always land in the US, whose to say they can't land in Zimbabwe?!
-Wild animals are wild
-American cities are not quiet
-Traffic jams are not quiet
-Finding out your magic will make you flip your shit
-You can not keep a place hidden, especially a magic place. Google maps anyone?
-Awkward dates and gunfights don't lead to sex
-A person with no knowledge of a vehicle, can not drive/ land/ take off in given vehicle

That's all for now! XD
If you've read this, great job. Someone respected my long comment

Hollywood isn't a gay festival.

Religion is more likely to come up while talking with terrorists than while celebrating Christmas.

High school bullies are homicidal

Bu it's HOLLYWOOD. It's supposed to be like that. Anytime I describe something unreal, I sometimes refer to it as a Hollywood ending, or things like that.