What's black and white and red all over?
Question is in the title.
Feeling bored, thought I'd make a fun little game here.
| A communist mime | 13 | |
| A penguin with sunburn | 6 | |
| It's a... (Write comment) | 6 | |
| A badger in a blender | 1 | |
| A newspaper | 11 |
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Grunewald
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CountessDouche
Oh no! Do students not have a proper grasp of the MLA guidelines anymore? You shouldn't have to bust out the red pen so frequently!
How have you been, by the way? Long time, no see, professor ruth ;) I hope you're (not your, of course) doing well (not good...I know stuff).
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megadriver
I'm getting flashbacks of chemistry classes in school from 13 years ago... Doing tests in Russian, cause the teacher was batshit crazy.
PS: Sometimes I copied my homework from the teacher's pet, so mine rarely had red in it, but good answer! Original. XD
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Grunewald
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megadriver
No, that's the kicker... Teacher was crazy and obsessed with the USSR. She gave us tests in Russian, we learned from old soviet textbooks with elements missing... Nobody born after 1980 would chose Russian as a second language.
To this day she prays for some magic USSR revival, where Bulgaria is once again under the soviet wing, we "put an end to capitalism and the degenerative western lifestyle" and everyone's paycheck can be the same.
With that said, nowadays I do understand Russian a bit, still can't speak it properly, but I have a general idea what's being said.
2 of the mechanics at the dealership are Russian, so I pick up new words and stuff.PS: Whoever downvoted me was definitely a teacher's pet, way to get angry over something so silly. Straight-As in school don't guarantee success in your adult life.
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CountessDouche
Oh look, another innocent thread that got super tarded the fuck up with politics.
LET IT GO, YOU OBSESSED CUNTS...jesus fucking christ...ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE FUCKING POLITICS
The answer is obviously the nazi swastika, for those of us that are actually capable of laughter and joy. Also woodpeckers.
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megadriver
Hello! I made this thread so people can go wild. Personally my favorite answer to this riddle is a badger in a blender.
Very cruel answer, yet so stupid it's funny.
But I like your answer too, never thought of the nazis...
you could turn this into something dark! Hahaha! Bit of dark humor is always welcomed.Comment Hidden ( show )-
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CountessDouche
Mega!!! Of course you did hahaha. You are the best, ofc course everyone else ruined this shit. I'll adjust my answer to a 2021 GMD T.50 with read break calipers???? That's prob not cool lol
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megadriver
Wow... you have me beat at my own game.
I had to look up the T50, cause I've never heard of it. A light, naturally aspirated V12 supercar with a manual transmission and a restrained look - there's something you see... never.
To be honest, I kinda stopped following hypercar news in my university years. What's the point in knowing some crazy 2 million dollar car will do the Nurburgring in 5 minutes, if I'll never drive one, or even see one in real life. I'll know when a new Lambo, or Ferrari comes out, but obscure new race cars... no.
I tend to stick to luxobarges, old muscle cars and exciting European cars from the 70s to the 2000s.
Stuff I can afford.The modern E-market ain't helping either... But let's not go too deep into cars, it's a thread about a silly riddle. Doubt many people want me to drone on about cars on here for an hour.
BTW: Have a nice day/ evening. Cause it's getting late, so I'm out.
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fatok
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Sanara
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Somenormie
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CountessDouche
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LloydAsher
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jodi1955
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raisinbran
A moldy tampon?
A colon cancer patient's toilet bowl?
A popped blackhead pimple?
My kitchen floor after digging out the crud under my toe nail with a dull box cutter?Comment Hidden ( show )-
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dude_Jones
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