What's a phrase that you live by?

I don't know.... Where's the beef?

"The world is fucked, they're all cunts, and no one cares."

"There's always room for Jello."

"Hurt me with the truth, but don't comfort me with a lie" - on the wall above my computer but I can't remember now who said or wrote it

"Once more."

There's always room for dessert.

A phrase? One? That's so cruel. Especially since I have like 4 billion and one to live by. Okay realistically about 10-20. Here's one worthy of mentioning since I actually -have- been living by it for around a decade.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
~ Mark Twain

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat. then lie"

Haha, no I'm kidding.

Well, Winston Churchill once visited a place called South Africa during the Apartheid era. He was walking with a general Smuts. A black guy walked by and greeted them by politely smiling, tipping his hat and saying "good day, sirs"
Churchill saw that Smuts didn't even look the black man's way.
Churchill then walked to the black man, took off his own hat and shook the man's hand whilst politely greeting him. When Churchill, or C-Dawg, got back to Smuts, Smuts told him this:

"Mister Churchill, we don't do that over here"

Referring to the fact that white people aren't friendly with black people there.

To which C-Dawg replied (and this reply shook me to my core, love it):

"General. Far be it from me to allow a black man outclass me in manners."

*drops mic*

I refuse to be on my death bed, regretting the things I didn't do.

"From caring hooves the harvest grows, red joins the leaves. The rounded fruit begins to show. Filling every tree."

Grape Arctic Tern. Banana. Nana!

Nothing exists but atoms and the void

"I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Equis" - The Most Interesting Man In The World.

"No one gives Me anything for nothing, Why should you get something for nothing."

"Well, we tried."

On my deathbed, I will not regret things I've done, but those I did not do.

"What is done in love is done right"

Any way the wind blows.

I laugh until my head comes off.

Were all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars. O. W.
I love Oscar Wildes quotes.

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."

Bro, do you even lift?

"Broken hearts are for assholes."
- Frank Zappa

"If you love something set it free.
If it comes back, it's yours.
If it doesn't... blow it out of the sky with a double barrel shotgun."

by me :-) (joke)

"If you ain't first, you're last." I don't live my life by it though.