What person/thing do you want to live under your bed? why?

PS. THEY CAN'T LEAVE YOUR BED.

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I just had to enter at least 30 characters.................

Cookie Monster 12
Rey Mysterio 5
Giant Armadillo (He steals the clothes that fall under the bed) 5
Snorlax 13
Jubba the Hut 3
Others (Put it in the comment section) 10
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Comments ( 40 )
  • gummy_jr

    Chuck Norris...
    So he can kick out the monster that lives under there.

    But then who will get rid of Chuck Norris?

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    I've always wanted a magical cave under my bed.

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  • Giant Armadillo because all of the others would be annoying as hell. Armadillo's are quiet animals lol.

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      Have you never heard an armadillo rustling in the bushes? They sound like fucking bears and then you see a wee little dillo skimmering out.

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      • No bushes under the bed, no soil you see.

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        • myboyfriendsbitch

          You must have something crammed under there for it to rustle in.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Dust bunnies are so unorganized and rude. I mean really. Buncha jerks.

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  • Your mother and any sisters that you may have.

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  • Saibee

    Banker with full bag of unmarked money that fills everytime i get money from him,no intrest not a loan just free money!!!

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  • Holzman67

    The ghost of Bessie Love :)

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  • bemah

    Why does no one want the cookie monster :O

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  • I don't really know.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I love to have a tiny maid (no need for the cute lil French maid outfit, though) who does the laundry each night, leaving me clean, folded laundry at the foot of the bed every morning.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Gerard Way. I think that answers itself ;)

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    • But there'd be soooo much blood under your bed from when he cuts himself.

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      • KeddersPrincess

        Delicious!

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        • Vampire emos!

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    • You're very much obsessed with him, aren't you?

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      • KeddersPrincess

        No. Not at all ;)

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        • Lol. He does look quite good, so it's understandable.

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  • Cookie.Monster

    Wowowow! Me have 12 vote!!!! Me can't live under 12 beds :'(

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    If a snorlax was under your bed I think you would notice. I use to see glowing eyes in my kitchen. I thought it was a monster and it creeped me out. Alright I guess a big fluffy cat that's the same size as me that I could take out on a leash that would protect me from anything that might disturb me in my sleep. I sleep with everything locked and a bat. Since I am already pariniod someone may try and kill me in my sleep. I blame my parents... Terrorizing us since the time when we were little that we might be kidnapped, raped, killed or god knows what else.

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  • BunFun

    Predator

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  • tuvwxyz

    Sandra Bullock yummy

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  • juniperlei

    Id sleep on snorlax he seems so comfy like a giant living teddy bear

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      LOL, but what if he rolls over on you while you are sleeping?

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      • juniperlei

        i guess ill die happy :D

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  • squirrelgirl

    Daniel from Amnesia: The Dark Descent. All the fanart I've seen that portrays him as being an adorable coward makes me want to cuddle him forever. Especially when I turn out the lights and his fear of the dark kicks in...

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  • Avant-Garde

    I failed to read the part about how they can't leave the bed... so, I take back my poor digimon!

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  • Avant-Garde

    A Digimon! How else will I hide it from judgmental humans?

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    • shuggy-chan

      Seadramon

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  • RoseIsabella

    My cat goes under there and scares them all away.

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  • ScooterNyne

    Cthulhu. Because that would just be bad ass

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  • Ron Jeremy.

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