What out of the following would you spend the stimulus check on?

This post is just to be humorous. The choices are just the most popular items begin purchased. It doesn't say anything bad about you.

Firearms 8
Tiger 2
Stripper poles 0
Sex toys 7
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Comments ( 8 )
  • RoseIsabella

    It's probably not enough for a tiger, but I would love a big cat.

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  • Holzman_67

    I would probably use it to buy more money

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  • raisinbran

    I choose used sex toys with crusted fecal matter.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    1200 bucks couldnt buy a satisfyin quantity of anya the above

    and i didnt even git that much

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  • chuy

    What check?...I didn't get shit from the a-hole president wwho had to reroute money to his hotles and gulfcourses...before helping the american people. selfish SOB...he don't need to stimulus of any kind the a-hole is rich..

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  • Mammal-lover

    Its sitting in my savings account. Were it will continue to sit. I'm living my life as normal and that's exactly what I would do if I stumbled on some extra cash. A firearm can wait till this shit blows over. Material gains simply are not worth risking my stomach or my roof.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I paid 3 months of mortgage with it. I would have liked to buy cocaine and heroin tho.

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  • --

    None of the above, all of the above, hell I don't know.
    I got a little bit of money from our government and just put it in savings. Any other dollars I get will be going into savings as well

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