What order do you do things in after going to the bathroom?

What order do you put these things in after relieving yourself in the bathroom?
-pull your pants up
-stand up
-flush

I was surprised the amount of different answers i had just with a small group of friends.

Voting Results
62% Normal
Based on 45 votes (28 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • Masterprey

    piss,shit,wipe back,wipe front, jerkoff, cum, start crying and screaming because the only reason i dont have a girlfriend is because of what happened at that stupid Star Wars convention

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  • moomus

    Lol I always flush after standing as I hate a wet ass!!

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    • Sidekickz

      mother of god youre right i was about to post a question about how i solve the problem of getting a wet ass when flushing!
      XD LOL
      (not serius)

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    i often flush while i'm still sitting.

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  • Sidekickz

    wipe back, wipe front, standup, jerkoff, cum, flush!
    xD

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  • REvEnGE

    Oh my god! You people sure know how to post comments. Ha ha.

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  • xZe39a47lg

    Stand up, pull my pants up then flush.

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  • kittenlittle

    Wipe
    stand up
    pull pants up
    flush
    wash hands

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  • taliahjordyn

    Wipe, stand up, pull pants up, put the seat down, flush, wash hands.

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  • Melodeath

    I stand, wipe, flush, pull pants up, wash hands.

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  • Energy

    1. Wipe
    2. Stand up & flush
    3. Pull pants up
    4. Wash my hands

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  • SubParPhalus

    wash hands
    wash toilet seat
    wash hands
    pull down pants
    wash hands
    hop to toilet and sit down
    poop
    wipe
    stand
    put lid down
    flush
    hop to sink and wash hands
    pull pants up
    wash hands
    unlock door
    wash hands
    wait for some one else to come in so i can get out without touching the door
    wash hands

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    • VsegdaTemnata

      what the fuck

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      • SubParPhalus

        What? Germs are feckin every where.

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        • VsegdaTemnata

          You probably spend 2 hours in the loo after a tiny poop.

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        • scamps027

          Not every germ is dangerous you fucking idiot.

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  • PrincessLollipop

    1) Wipe
    2) Stand
    3) Flush
    4) Pull pants up
    5) Wash hands

    :D

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  • rin

    Wipe back, wipe front, repeat, flush, stand, pull pants up.

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