What object best describes your usual turd size/shape?

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Cigar. 5
Pringles can. 5
Sausage link. 7
Bratwurst. 10
Baseball bat. 3
Can of pork n' beans. 1
Raccoon's tail. 3
Snake. 2
Throw pillow. 1
Cigarette. 0
Belt. 0
Tuna can. 0
Coinage. 0
Musket ball. 1
Cannon ball. 5
Baby's arm. 8
L-square or L-bracket. 0
Marshmallow. 0
Hot cocoa. 1
Beef stew. 4
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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Did you really make a poll for this? WHY?!

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    • capcrunch6
      11 years ago | pl

      Welcome to the fucking internet.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      I bet he's insecure about his fecal sizes! That or he's obsessed with shit.

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        The op you mean?

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        • Avant-Garde
          11 years ago

          Yes.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It depends on what I eat and drink. I can't give you a accurate size.

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  • dodongos
    11 years ago

    Tied for best post ever.

    I dropped a full Pepsi can a couple days ago. Man, was I proud.

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  • NorthernStar
    11 years ago

    How fucking old are you? Six? People don't normally take a crap and then obsess over the size of their turd! Get out of the toilet and get a fucking LIFE!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I'm 7 actually. Thanks, btw, I asked my mom what "fucking" meant and I got my mouth washed out with soap.

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      • robbieforgotpw
        11 years ago

        You could go blind with soap poisoning Ralphie

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    My shit is ALWAYS shaped like TRIANGLES.Is that OK or not?

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      Welcome to land of Geometry!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Do you eat a lot of pizza? Doritos? Pie? If so then yes, it's only natural.

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  • cigs
    11 years ago

    fuck i clicked the wrong one i was gonna go with "Bratwurst" but clicked on Sausage-links it kind of hurts coming out when its the size of bratwurst-sausage's sens you wanted to know.

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