What my mother thought when she changed the sheets?

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I remember when I was a little kid that I would lay a dirty magazine on the floor, lean my head over the side of the bed, and rub my ç#?!x on the mattress until I would shoot. That section of the sheet was always stained and the mattress pad had a yellow area too. It is embarrassing to think now what my mother thought when she changed the sheets. She never said a word, but I'm sure she knew.

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  • charli.m
    10 years ago | pl

    It's ok, your mum knows you wank.

    Your mum wanks, too.

    Sometimes, your mum wanks your dad.

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    • Shackleford96
      10 years ago

      XD

      I think you may have traumatized him.

      I think you may have traumatized me. It's okay though because I was already pretty fucked up anyway.

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      • charli.m
        10 years ago

        Hehe. I even left out the worst bit ;)

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          That his mom shallows?

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            10 years ago

            maby even gargles

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          • charli.m
            10 years ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-aWvlm9Io

            I love Frankie.

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            • Shackleford96
              10 years ago

              That was funny :)

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      This comment made my day.

      I mean it was a mediocre day but still... it is made :P

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      • charli.m
        10 years ago

        Hahaha :P

        Thank Frankie Boyle :P

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    • °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥gLASSbeads°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥
      10 years ago

      lol

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    • Milkshakes
      10 years ago

      D:

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  • howaminotmyself
    10 years ago | pl

    Of course she knew. Would you prefer it if she discussed it with you?

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  • 69
    10 years ago

    "why didn't i have a girl..."

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I'm sure she did, that or she thought it was from your dad.

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  • DADNSCAL
    10 years ago

    I'm not so sure. When I was 13' I could shoot over my head and hit the wall behind my bed. My mother would clean off the stains, but they would mysteriously reappear, and she couldn't understand it. My stepfather chewed me out in private, and told me if I jerk off at least cum in Kleenex.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I've been fucking porno chicks since i was born. Fucking Kelly Divine right in front of your mom while your trying to do your homework is much more embarassing.

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