What kind of knot should i tie my weiner in?

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This isn't a sex thing, I swear

Rolling hitch 0
Water knot 0
Taut line hitch 0
Clove hitch 0
Sheet bend 0
Prusic knot 1
Bowline 0
Double half hitch 0
Fisherman's knot 3
Square knot 3
Be an entrepeneur and make up my own 5
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  • litelander8
    1 year ago

    Just chop it off.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Too long :( I can't find the end

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      • litelander8
        1 year ago

        The tip is always good enough.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          1 year ago

          You don't get it, man. It's like I'm drowning in a giant bowl of spaghetti and there's only one noodle :((

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          • Tommythecaty
            1 year ago

            Your penis is as thin as a noodle?!!!

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  • Orphan
    1 year ago

    In a slipknot

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  • SkullsNRoses
    1 year ago

    Penis noose. Bust out the eyeliner and give “sad goth jerking off whilst crying” a run for his money.

    Except this is totally not a sexual thing.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      No, of course it's not sexual

      This is definitely a contender

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  • capman
    1 year ago

    frailed ends.. frayed

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