What kind of animal would you want to be?

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  • shuggy-chan
    12 years ago | pl

    i still want to be the same thing i always wanted to be growing up...Godzilla. my childhood hero and then i can finally go vist japan, HAHAHAHA run bitches run!!!!!

    *atomic fire breath FTW*

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    A party animal.

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    • almorr
      10 years ago

      Being a cat and just sleeping and lazing around all day sounds good, my cat does that. I notice in the poll, that is the highest number apart from the, why would I want to be an animal

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  • devilonyourshoulder1
    12 years ago | pl

    I think I'd like to be a tiger so I can star on "Fast Animals, Slow People"

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    Waffle. All those holes! Think of the choice sexually.

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  • Jakei808
    12 years ago

    Nyan cat and or pedo bear

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  • Kutieadb
    12 years ago

    A dove :)

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    vampire bat.

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  • seabird_71
    12 years ago

    A griffin.

    Obviously it'd have to be something mythical.

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  • koroviev
    12 years ago

    I'd rather be a plant than an animal. I always wanted to be a tree.

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  • DolphinAngel
    12 years ago

    DOLPHIN!

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  • graphic_nature
    12 years ago

    I always thought it would be cool to be a fly because of the voyeurism possibilities. A short, but great and inconspicuous life :)

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  • skyeracrystal28
    12 years ago

    I'd be a bird preferably a blue jay, so I could fly anywhere I wanted to.

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    • Miss_Anthrope
      12 years ago

      Me too. Definitely a bird of some kind!

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Something that can fly.

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  • BurnaBaby27
    12 years ago

    How did everyone manage to turn this into a sexual question??

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    • 4392Moron
      12 years ago

      Personal opinion. Because the main stay of the threads here have been sex orientated, with sex orientated brained people.

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  • Neo.T
    12 years ago

    id rather be a owl or lion

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  • sega31098
    9 years ago

    A pig in an Islamic country.

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  • lostgirl62
    10 years ago

    A magical giant gummy bear pooping rainbow griffin that can shape-shift and stop time for a couple of minutes, and can also read people's minds and grant people's wishes!!!! :D

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  • nawtyalice
    10 years ago

    komodo dragon. so i can bite you and then stalk you for a week while you slowly die of blood poisoning and then eat you

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  • kinklu
    11 years ago

    I want to be King Kong and abduct sexy little blondes to keep near me and serve my every desire. AHA! HA! HA!

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    Unicorn! Or better yet, a flying unicorn! PegasusUnicorn!

    I mean if I'm going to be able to pick, I might as well have some fun with it.

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  • Sillygoose
    11 years ago

    I would want to be a Rhincodon Typus.

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  • Allistalla
    11 years ago

    Dude Cockroach really ? What about Hyeigna and wolves !

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  • NocturnePonyFan
    11 years ago

    A My Little Pony, of course!

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  • StarScream18
    11 years ago

    Bunny! I love bunnies!

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  • kitchen.witch
    12 years ago

    a furby.

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  • The_redruM
    12 years ago

    Hyena =)

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    Peacock.

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  • OttawaGuy
    12 years ago

    a wolf

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  • Miss_Anthrope
    12 years ago

    Wow, lots of sexual fixation and discussion going on.

    Know what that means? Lots of talk about sex, not much happening in that department!

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  • milkymum
    12 years ago

    a dog becuas eoyu cant beat a better compainion and they got good rytham

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  • Ghost121
    12 years ago

    I really want to be a wolf or fox for a bit :3

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    a bed bug so i could perv on people having sex (bedbugs have dirty minds)

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    • Yumazing
      12 years ago

      That's hawt.

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  • SoccerStud88
    12 years ago

    whatever one spends the most time fucking. Maybe dolphins cuz i hear they gang rape chick dolphins

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    • Yumazing
      12 years ago

      It's true. I was a gangster male dolphin in my past life and I gangraped many chick dolphins. They liked it.

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      • SoccerStud88
        12 years ago

        anyone who was a gangster male dolphin who gang raped chick dolphins in the past is cool in my book.

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      • flutterhigh
        12 years ago

        Okay, I was wrong. I do enjoy your comments.

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        • Yumazing
          12 years ago

          Woot.

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  • flutterhigh
    12 years ago

    Human.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      Boring.

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      • flutterhigh
        12 years ago

        Only because you are one. It's really the most interesting choice if you think about it.

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        • [Old Memory]
          12 years ago

          Humans are animals though. You're right, it is interesting.

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          • flutterhigh
            12 years ago

            I think so. Anyone who thinks a tiger is more interesting than a human deserves to be a tiger.

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