What is your humor?

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Please write a comment that reveals your style of humor.

Bonus question: how important is humor in your life?

I'm not funny 15
I'm funny, will offer proof below 9
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    2 years ago

    why do chicken coops have two doors?

    cause if they had four doors theyd be chicken sedans

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    • wigz
      2 years ago

      why don't chickens wear underwear?

      Because their peckers are on their heads.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        2 years ago

        why do squirrels swim the backstroke?

        it keeps their nuts dry

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        • wigz
          2 years ago

          I have no retort. Good day, sir.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    2 years ago

    I watch comedy tv shows and movies, that's about all the humour I get in daily life really. It is important though, it cheers me up and makes me laugh.

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  • LornaMae
    2 years ago

    I favor witty humor, satire and absurdist comedy. I'm not funny.

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  • have_a_good_day
    2 years ago

    da first time playing football was like mah first time having sex.
    I was bloody and sore but at least mah dad came

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    Usually my humor involves pranking people or playing stupid to someone in purpose. In school id raise my hand and ask the most retarded questions and the teachers wouldnt notice I was actually trolling them. Id always raise my hand when they asked someone to read something in a book and then act like I couldnt read or read very slow to waste everyones time act like im sounding it out slow. Then she'd come to help me sound it out and realize the book was upside down or something stupid.

    Usually the entire class hated me for it but the other class clowns were attracted to me and I made friends with them.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    2 years ago

    I like dark comedy.

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  • libertybell
    2 years ago

    I like corny puns,and being silly.

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  • Saturnian
    2 years ago

    shit

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  • Tommythecaty
    2 years ago

    I’m hilarious...but have no sense of humour...

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  • dude_Jones
    2 years ago

    Anything irreverent.

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  • megadriver
    2 years ago

    Anything from really stupid and corny jokes, to sophisticated and well thought out humor.
    From over the top parodies to subtle jabs, fart jokes to science humor.

    Just don't get your panties in a bunch, a good joke is a good joke! I don't get "triggered" by jokes about Bulgarians, people from the balkan, or jokes about anything I love. It's all in good fun.

    Hell, one of my favorite facebook pages is one devoted to making fun of Mercedes driver stereotypes.

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    I am more edgy than funny.

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    I'm not funny at all & I prove it here frequently.

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  • Wryladradofft
    2 years ago

    I once came in to work holding a kaleidoscope to my eye (like a pirate holding a telescope). When my boss asked me what I was doing I pointed it to him and bellowed: "Land Hoooooo!". He didn't speak to me for the rest of the day.

    I spent like a whole week beforehand mentally prepping for that stupid bit. It was 100% worth it, I had a lot of fun

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  • wigz
    2 years ago

    I'm a jokemaker.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      2 years ago

      lady goes to a tattoo parlor and says she wants the facea john lennon on the insidea her left thigh and the faccea paul mccartney insidea her right thigh

      tattooist goes to work and a few hours later hes done

      she looks at the work in a mirror and says 'this is bullshit the work is terrible and they look nothin like lennon & mccartney'

      they argue and the tattooist gits the bright idea to have an impartial opinion

      he goes outside and grabs a drunk staggerin down the street brings him in and points to the work demandin 'is that not mccartney? is that not lennon?'

      the drunk looks it over and says 'i dont know about them two but the one in the middle with the beard and bad breath must be willie nelson!'

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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago

    Extremely dark humor. Black humor. Guillotine humor.

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