What is your favorite hangover symptom?

The memories of a good night

My favorite hangover symptom is complete and utter depraved horniness. I don't know how a person could be that rock hard while being sick, but I looked it up and found that I'm not the only one this happens to. All the other hangover problems are absolute shite.

I hate the way I get so much smarter when I drink. And I drive much gooder when I drink, too. Always going under the speed limit by 10 or 20mph. I don't know why the cops are always pulling me over. The stupid cops always think I'm drunk, but that's because they are so stupid. See, I'm a safe driver osiffer, I'm driving nice and slow and safety.
But I do not gets hanger overs ever. I wonder why? hic....

I love vomiting the anxiety, depression and guilt is what kills you.

fatigue is fine, so is the headache.
It's the vomiting that I REALLY hate.

The one where I vow to never drink again, and then I do.

One symptom that's actually not so bad is the craving for greasy food, and when you eat some, and have something good to drink... you feel marginally better, at least.

For whatever reason when I get really drunk I will go to bed let's say for shits and giggles around midnight. It never fails I always wake up at the ass crack of dawn and can not get back to sleep. With the lack of sleep it seems to make all the other parts of a hangover ten times worse. It wouldn't be so bad if I could just sleep it off but that is never the case.

Also I am such a baby when it comes to vomiting, I hate it and want someone to take care of me.

pop pain meds before sleep to prevent hangover in the morning, works every time.

I don't mind vomiting at all.