What is your favorite english swear word?
Tell us your favorite swear word and why you like it.
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RoseIsabella
Fuck is pretty much the classic tried, and true curse word. I also shit, and I've really grown fond of the word cunt, because it's considered very offensive in the United States. I also enjoy the phrase muthafuckin asshole!
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Ellenna
I find it offensive when that term for women's genitals is used as an insult
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RoseIsabella
It's a very harsh sounding word. I kinda think the word vajayjay is a friendlier term for lady parts than the dreaded c-word.
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Boojum
Oddly, I have a vivid memory of when I first heard the word "cunt". A friend from the projects enlightened me when I was in seventh grade (it was a more innocent time).
I also remember feeling that it was a powerful-sounding word.
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RoseIsabella
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leggs91200
The medically correct term for female anatomy is "poon stinch" or "the ol snap"
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Ellenna
I have no objection to the word cunt being used to describe the cunt and I find vajayjay ridiculously childish, it sounds like baby talk
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RoseIsabella
You have right to feel however you want, I think cunt is better as an insult word, because it's kinda harsh, and monosyllabic. I don't use it as an insult a lot, but if it fits I use it. I think technically all the slang terms for vagina are less than mature. We all have are own unique, and different opinions.
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Boojum
I don't have a vagina, so my views are of limited interest, but I agree with Rose that the popular, semi-polite slang terms for the female genitals tend to be pretty daft.
I don't know why that is. Women trivialising themselves? Being too embarrassed to admit that they're sexual beings? Trying to pretend they're still little girls who have "front bottoms" and "winkies"?
If men did that, we'd always refer to our pee-pee. I can't imagine any guy past puberty doing that. But, of course, all guys want to believe they're studs, so I guess the equivalent of demure women being too embarrassed to talk about their vulva and vagina would be uber-macho guys constantly referring to their penis as their love-muscle, anaconda, salami, or pork sword. They're equally silly.
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leggs91200
I think "God damnit" is probably the true worst of all cuss words. It seems to be the one that if someone hates even ONE swear word/expression, this will be it.
Sometimes i say it in a voice trying to sound like Monica off "touched by an angel". One time I asked a friend, "Don't I sound like a beautiful angel when I say it like that?"
He wasn't impressed.But MY fav swear expression, I tend to make them up. "Lord fuck it" can often be heard.
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BleedingPain
I use “shit” like a sailor, but my favorite insult is “stale end piece of white bread”
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FinDuMonde
My favorite swear word by far is "FUCK!" It is a beautiful word--just the sound of it is cool! Plus, it is very versatile and can be used as nearly every part of speech!
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FinDuMonde
I have 3 daughters, ages 12, 9, and 7, and they all swear pretty fully (with my full permission). Their favorite swear word is anything that contains the word "FUCK." That is such a versatile and useful word, and all my daughters (especially my 7-year-old) are quite skilled at finding creative and fun ways to put "FUCK" to use. It really is quite cool to see what all they can do with that wonderful word!
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geek_god_101
Shit, because you either take shit, give shit, haul shit or plain full of shit.
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Boojum
"Cockwomble" is an amusing and apparently only recently invented British insult.
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McBean
FUCK. It adds emphasis and authenticity to a sentence. Other swear words are okay, but they can be distracting.
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drat
Cunt because I’m American and we don’t hear it often, it’s kind of thought as one of the harshest swears here. but it sounds great when British or Australian say it.
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Boojum
I never use it as an insult, because I think cunts are wonderful, but the word is often used both as an insult and as a term of blokeish affection in Britain.
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HexaOW
Seriously, Im Australian and here the word "c**t" is used so often, not always as an insult but just as a joke. So here someone might say "Mate your a crazy c**t" and everyone just goes with it. Its crazy
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Ummitsstillme
Ass. Because of it's versatility.
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[Old Memory]
"Fuck" is so overused that it's lost its power for me. I say it over little stuff.
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[Old Memory]
I like "bullshit". It's precise and pungent. It's perfectly harsh, and when it's said it comes down like a hammer.
My second fave is "cunt". My reasons are similar.
These words wrap up all the annoying pettiness, and the stupidity of whoever they're being used against.
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BoreDa
My favourites are cunt, twat and wanker. I’m from Wales (part of the UK), but these words are used as an insult and as a term of endearment. I often tell my best friends that they are cunts to show them I love them😀
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dontknowdontcare
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MrsEdGein
I only swear when I'm pissed off and mostly say "Fuck" and "Shit" and sometimes "Bloody hell" lol.
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JellyBeanBandit
Wanker, I just think it's funny. I never really hear it used in a serious aggressive way, just in a banter way.
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megadriver
"Cock" from Top Gear... James May is a legend!
It's a funny and versatile swear word that works just as good with an English and American accent."Oh cock, I have soiled myself" James May on supercars...
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raisinbran