What is your best prank?

I love pranking people. I've already shared many I've done but will list some favorites.

I made soundboards of friends from sampling voice mails they left and call people they know and start arguments and other awkward conversations as them.

I found a dead mouse on the ground and put it in a deli sandwich at walmart. I would imagine they got sued.

I made flyers for a missing pregnant alligator with my friends phone number on it and posted them at all the parks around the lake. He was harassed by calls from angry mothers and even the police until he changed his number,

I posted gay sex ads on craigslist putting somebodys address saying to just walk in with their dick hanging out. I've done similar pranks many times putting people's phone numbers as well.

I put up flyers around town for a gay construstion company with my friends phone numbers on them.

I sign up other people on telemarketing lists.

I make fake facebook pages and harass people I know as ridiculous characters I make up.

As a kid I would terrorise the neighborhood doing things like throwing rocks at houses, tossing garbage cans on their roofs, throwing garbage onto cars from a top a cliff, setting outhouses on fire, moving peoples outdoor stuff across the street so they would accuse the neighbor of stealing from them, and destroying all kinds of stuff.

I tossed a bucket of bouncy balls from atop a large building above a bus stop and watch everyone scatter.

I spread rumors that people in town have been catching ebola to make everyone panic.

I remove the speakers from birthday and christmas cards and set the annoying songs on loop and hide them in public places where nobody can get to them and watch people flip out all day.

I fuck with tweakers I know and leave them clues so they think the government is watching them.

I haven't done this yet, but I have been plotting to make fly bombs where I package thousands of flies and set them on peoples doorstep and watch them open it as the flies swarm out, I also want to put these in other public places such as walmart and on the train.

Another goal I have had lately is to crash the live news.

I call up a guy and in my best deep man's voice (I'm a woman but sound like a man this way on the phone) and I offer him $20 for a blow job. this usually pisses them off real bad.

For this little gem you need:

1.A good size straw, McDonalds ones are good.
2.A Sachet of sauce.
3.And a can of your victims favourite drink.

stick the straw in the sachet of sauce and lower it into the can of drink, then offer it to your victim. :))

Hm... I don't know which one's my best one... My sister's just too gullible...

Luckily, my sister and I are twins, but have different glasses, so one of my friends were trying to tell who's who. We switched glasses (mine have a bit of green on the frame; my sister's are just plain brown) and we kept confusing her.

Me: "I'm (My name)!"
Friend: "But you have different glasses!"
Sister: "No! I'm (My name)!"
Friend: "There's your glasses!" *turns to me* "Then, you must be... Wait..."
Me: "I'm (Sister's name)!" *switches to my own glasses*
Friend: "But... You just said that you were (My name)!"

We settled it a bit later. My friend was so confused. She said, "Don't ever switch glasses again!"

This is, like, the only prank I can think of... Not my best one, though...

While not a prankster in nature, I do enjoy a good prank.

At school in the computer room. Take a screenshot of the desktop and hide all the icons somewhere. Then put the "desktop" screenshot as the new background. Teachers had to reinstall the PC. Did the same prank on a friend too. She was angry, then laughed a lot.

My girlfriend's car: I have a friend, who is a car mechanic.
While my girlfriend was out shopping, we went to her car at the mall, had a spare key, opened the car and we removed her steering wheel. Priceless to sit and watch as she is in shock! Finding that someone "stole" her steering wheel! XD
I've removed fuses on her car too.

Friend's car - balloon under the tire, a "I love Mercedes" sticker. He is an Audi fan.

My car: Same guy with the Audi, one night swapped my wheels with his! A lot of labor on his part, but I wasn't pleased when I had to drive a Mercedes, on Audi rims! People at work asked me why I had Audi rims XD

What about walnuts? They are pretty great. Not much of a cashew fan.

Run behind a family member or friend and in your most angry Batman voice say, "give me your money!"

It's very mean but if you want to startle someone, this is a sure thing.

step one: make sure your roommate is eating taco bell.

step two: remove all toilet paper from dorm room.

step three: wait for said roommate to shit out his bowls and then have nothing to clean it up with.

step four: laugh like the cruel bastard you really are >:D

Once, I taped an air horn to my sisters chair, and when she lowered it, it sounded! I felt so proud!

So, once, I went trick or treating a while ago and my sister went with me. She brought her phone with her and I took it from her and hid it in my candy pile! She, when she got home couldn't find it and she ate some candy to calm down. Little did she know, that I later put it in her room! It was FUUUUN!

as a teen i would call up classified ads of people selling their beds and then I would ask how big it was and how many people fit in it. Then I would ask how many miles it had on it and usually would get hung up on.

I'm really not a prankster, but I picked cashews on account of their innate deliciousness!