What is tradesman pls hlp

Pls.

I love to come on this website and express my opinions on the economy and the job market. I like to encourage people to get a job as a tradesman and tell them they have no excuse to be poor. I have suggested things like: throw packages on people's doorsteps whilst high on drugs and work at Walmart.

Are these trades? How do you guys define trades? I heard someone say something somewhere about something called trade school. Does that exist?

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  • Whatintarnation

    Are you high on drugs at Walmart right now? Plumbers, electricians, body workers, HVAC are a few examples. There are schools that teach courses specifically for these trades.

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    • I don't do real drugs anymore My wife and kids changed my life and I didn't want to be a drug attic anymore 4 them so now I just do stuff like just stuff like kratom, suboxone, and coke

      I actually am at walmart right now though so I can use the wifi

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      • BleedingPain

        Hold up. you still do coke? Thats, uh, a drug...

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        • Nah not rly

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          • BleedingPain

            Huh?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    there is a great demand for drug intoxicated doorstep package throwers these days

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    • Boojum

      The demand for drug-addled idiots to chuck Amazon packages on porches is ever-increasing due to all the addicts driving around looking for Amazon packages on porches to steal.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        the circle of life

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Especially with the stimulus checks coming in

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        those damn blue collar tweakers are the backbone of this town

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        • Meowypowers

          I see what you did there primus<3

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    • LloydAsher

      Yeah with Amazon scooping up all those small buisness employees.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Okay, idiot stick, a tradesman is someone who has spent years studying a craft. Some examples of trades would be electrician, plumber, carpenter, etcetera. A cobbler, a woodworker, and a glass blower would also be examples of tradesmen.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      id say those latter ones are artisans

      trade implies followin legal guides like electric plumbin codebooks and a contractors license

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yeah, you're probably right. I'll trust your judgment on this one.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          i went to a school with a feller whos last name was glass

          he always said he dreameda meetin a glassblower

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          • RoseIsabella

            Yuck!

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        • Boojum

          My judgement on this thread is that OP is a cretin.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Sounds about right!

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    • Look I'm not gonna tell anyone to go blow glass and neither am I. That's gay. I don't blow stuff.

      I do work with wood a lot cuz I love chainsaws but "woodworker" as a profession sounds pretty gay because ppl might think that by "wood" u mean "cock".

      I don't know what a cobbler even is but it sounds too much like "gobbler" as in "dick gobbler" so that's gay.

      The only trouble with plumber is someone might think u mean "ass plumber" and that ur gay, plus that whole thing with plumber's crack could come across like ur just showing u want some gay sex.

      Look I ain't no gay so I can't recommend any of that because it would be a source of stress to anyone worried ppl might think they are gay when they ain't. A carpenter might work. Jesus was a carpenter so that's cool. Thank u for that one.

      Electrician doesn't sound gay either but I ain't stupid and I know that sounds like a very dangerous job to be doing high, so I think I'll stick with driving around throwing packages and add carpenter to the list of suggestions.

      Thank u. Even though a lot of it could make someone think ur gay when u ain't no gay, carpenter definitely helps and there's no way Jesus was gay.

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  • litelander8

    Pls.

    Don’t give advise.

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  • Iluvcox

    it's not really a trade school perse, but i did watch a lot of videos on how to suck cock and I think I'm really good at it now because daddy and all of his friends use my mouth as their own personal cumdump everyday and I love it

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    • Finally a straight comment

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      • Iluvcox

        Straight??

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        • Yea. U summed up what the rest of these ppl are saying. Get 2 many guys together "in school" at 1 time and bam u end up with a dick lodged in your throat and having a gay job called cobbler.

          I'd rather do what I do. It is a trade. I don't want to hear about this gay school stuff with books. Driving a big truck after eating 10 fistfuls of kratom is rlly hard work. That's why I get payed the big bucks- $7 an hour. That's enough to afford enough chaw and hotdogs to keep the hole family from bitching.

          Sick of poor ppl complaining all the time. They should learn a trade like me. Its rlly hard work. Ppl get mad if u throw a package at the wrong doorstep. That's why it's called a trade and not a job

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          • Iluvcox

            So do you want me to suck your cock or not because I will and swallow that cum too. You sound like the type of guy that has a big ole cock, you know the kind you gag sissies with

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  • IDontWannaTellYou

    Troll

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  • pasta_father

    Name is as seen.

    PW is as was.

    We live in shadows.

    Currently only cementing a bit of normality.

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    • nudel-vater

      What is this? Some type of homosexual poetry? You Americans are all schneeflocken. Snowflake.

      My wife told me we should travel to America because they have guns. I want to teach pastakinder to shoot. He is already 3. Too old to not have guns.

      She took me to some place called Seattle. The Pacific west, PW

      All I could say to her was

      PW IS THE SAME

      More crying schneeflocken. No wonder they need guns in America.

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      • pasta_father

        Ur boy is gonna have 2 learn 2 shoot soon. Science shows that ppl already decide 2 be gay before the age of 4 so ur rlly pushin it

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  • raisinbran

    Trade school is where you learn how to barter goods (sheep, rugs, salt, etc.)

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