What is this penis-shaped object in my parents' bathroom?

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Hi everyone. Ruthie here. Come, educate me.

So, I'm staying with family at my parents' house for the Christmas holidays and the last time I went to the bathroom I noticed this metal penis-shaped object on the side of the sink next to a bottle of lube. It belonged to a male member of the family who was very embarrassed when I pointed out that someone had left it there, and he sheepishly admitted that it was his.

It had spout holes in the tip, and the bottom of it looked like it could be attached to a water pipe: the entire thing was a made of one piece of metal with a threaded base to screw it onto something, and a brass nut (no pun intended).

I had originally thought it was a dildo, but if it's for a man then it can't be. What is this contraption, and does it work as I fear it might?

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  • rocketdave
    4 years ago

    Nearly all toilets over here in Thailand have a "bum gun." It's small hose similar to the ones hairdressers use to wash your hair. Toilet paper has only been her for 60 odd years, washing yourself was the way to go. These guns are very useful for pre anal cleansing.

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago

    It's an enema bidet

    https://enemasupply.com/products/colt-shower-shot?variant=35314104786&currency=USD&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_cefiInc5gIVDyCtBh2WHwxxEAQYAiABEgIuqfD_BwE

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    4 years ago

    For some reason, I immediately thought of one of these:

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/Anal-Butt-Plug-Insert-Electric-Vibrator-Metal-Gay-Massager-Prostate-Stimulator-/333199878399?redirect=mobile

    Its probably not what you're thinking of though. XD

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    It's a more expensive than nessecarily enema nozzle or what ever the fuck you call em. Much cheaper ways.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Well, he always had expensive tastes, this family member. It's my brother, by the way.
      What I find surprising though is that he has that thing, but doesn't ever seem to leave the house or invite anyone in. Mum has remarked with admiration that he must be the cleanest person in the household as he has the most showers... she doesn't have a clue about anything in his sex/love life, and she doesn't ask, so she's 'innocent' so to speak.

      What I find annoying is that she is forever badgering me to partner up, sending me links to dating sites, passing judgment on my virginity... as if my love/sex life were any more her business than my brother's is! Now I know what he does in there, at least. Having one of those objects is not incongruent with some of the things he has admitted to having done, of which Mum knows zilch.

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        I mean if he has the money it's up to him to buy it but that ain't a good deal if you ask me.

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    • Nikclaire
      4 years ago

      A bulb is $10.

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        I know chief that's what I use. I swear I got it for less tho. It's really not great for enemas if you want a max capacity one but it works for cleaning the damn hole out. I want to get one of the gravity bag ones and then I can have much more fun :)

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        • Nikclaire
          4 years ago

          Yeah. I don't want a massive cock shooting water into my butt at mach ten.

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            What does that have to do with it? The kind I want doesn't have a cick shaped nozzle and the water only flows as fast as your colon expands to allow it.

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            • Nikclaire
              4 years ago

              I like to take time and be gentle with my butt hole

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            • Nikclaire
              4 years ago

              Just saying I like to control the water flow. A bulb does that. I I dont want tap water blasting shit outta my ass.

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  • EnglishLad
    4 years ago

    LMAO what are you doing asking your parents what something is when it's clearly a phallic object and therefore sexual? Obviously gonna cause embarrassment. Just asking for trouble.

    Anyway, it's a bidet for cleaning shit out their arses when they're about to have anal sex, and the lube is to make it slippy so it slides up there without any painful resistance.

    Bet you wish you'd never asked now...

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    • Northwoods4me
      4 years ago

      👍 great answer! 👍

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago

        That being said, I've discovered embarrassing evidences of their own extra-marital sex lives... my mum's flowery vibrator left out when she was too drunk to remember to hide it one boozy Friday night... smeared with a thin layer of semi-fresh vaginal mucus 😣 x_x ...

        And then there were the female orgasm noises blaring out from the Bluetooth speaker in the dining room as my dad accidentally connected his phone to it while watching something apparently pornographic upstairs one day.

        Believe me, there have been quite enough awkward moments.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      It wasn't my parents whom I asked... and it didn't belong to them anyway. But thanks for the info.

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  • rocketdave
    4 years ago

    Yes it sounds like a douche, both men and women should use prior to anal sex.

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    • d0esnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      But then there's less mess!

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      • rocketdave
        4 years ago

        That's the idea.

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        • d0esnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          Oh. So are you telling me you don't like the mess?

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          • rocketdave
            4 years ago

            It gets messy enough with lube and sperm.

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            • d0esnormalmatter
              4 years ago

              Not for me chief. Some sloppy shit can make for lube anyways sometimes :)

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  • LornaMae
    4 years ago

    AspiringRuth? I have no idea what you're dealing with! When you figure it out, please let me know!

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    • Mammal-lover
      4 years ago

      Haha it's for a enema, connects to a hose, hose connects to shower or sink usually shower and wallah

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      • LornaMae
        4 years ago

        Oops, seems I haven't been in much touch with my anus these days... hahahahaha

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    It is called a slam-hole cleaner.

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