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I would say crush a baby sea turtle for 50$
Addendum: Do not add justified crimes to the list. Such as killing pedophiles for 1$. This is not imperative to the original question.
I don’t like being “triggered” by things, but hurting someone or something helpless really bothers me.
As a kid i was capable of physical cruelty, but it doesn’t offer me any level of pleasure and feels shameful when i look back on it.
I would shoot someone happily who harms innocent creatures. But since we need to get something from it how does 1 penny sound
Hitman for 30,000. Easily done if I'm completely non related to the person in question. Get the transfer than kill the original requestor then burn down thier home. I could then make a comfortable 20k profit.
I'd pull out my phone and use it while in mid conversation with someone for $200
I know, and it's shit. I think it's so shit that it would take 200 fucking dollars for me to sink down to that level of BS
You could do worse. For less. I'm a pessimist so theres always something worse.
ya, there is always something worse ... but not always something worse someone else is willing to do for money, because at that point your talking about someone else.
i don't care too much for money nor do i care much to do terrible things.
There probably is something i'd do but I can't think of anything, long list of suggestions?
I'd speed through a camera for $5000.
I used to do all sorts of stupid things back in my home country, but I'm not big on law breaking now because I'm an immigrant on a VISA and I really don't want to fuck up my kid's lives by getting kicked out of this country. Also I'm not rich but I'm comfortable so I'd say $5000 would be my lower limit for considering stuff like this.
Depending on where you live, you could lose your license if you go too fast...
Personally, I wouldn't do it even for 10 grand in Germany, cause my job is tied to having a valid drivers license and I love cars and driving.
But if it's to get shot going 10, 20 to 30 over. Whatever... I get caught sometimes anyway. Damn Germans with their small, sneaky portable speed cameras...
Back in Bulgaria, I do 140kmh on country roads regularly and 170+ on the highway and if I'm stopped by a cop - 20 Euro and I'm free to go XD
I got about 120 Euros in the glovebox set up in 10 and 20 Euro notes especially for cops. I call it the police support trust fund.
That's the beauty of being on a visa here - foreign driving licence, so no one keeps tabs on how many speeding tickets we get. I could get 100 in a year and it wouldn't affect my licence - they don't have the facilities to report it to my home country and they don't bother keeping the data themselves. Several police officers here have confirmed this to me. As long as I pay the fine nobody cares about the ticket.
It's a wonderful loophole that I hope they never close up.
Be careful in Germany!! I have never been caught speeding there but some friends have. It seems they are really sneaky about it, you don't even know where the cameras will be...
You're lucky... Pretty much every EU country except Bulgaria, Romania and Greece have a linked up traffic control system. So if I get caught speeding in Germany, France, Italy, Austria, etc with any of my cars with Bulgarian license plates, I'll still get an expensive selfie in the mail. Data is shared and you're screwed.
I got a selfie for doing 4kmh over the limit in Austria.
However, there is a loophole... Because Eastern Europe hasn't synched with the other EU countries, I can speed with my C350e Mercedes (with German plates) in Bulgaria, I won't be fined. Bulgaria doesn't have data sharing with Germany, so they snap a picture of a speeding car with German plates, but have no way to find the driver.
Still, nowhere near as bad as Switzerland... There you can be fined for going 1kmh over the limit. And the cameras are everywhere, along with average speed cameras. Tuning and illegal mods are strictly banned. Severe environmental control. If you break the rules, the Swiss police take away your car and scrap it, you do jail time and get slapped with a massive fine. Switzerland - a carguy's worst nightmare. I'd never visit Switzerland in any of my cars. All of mine are illegally modded XD
Omg. It makes Switzerland sound like China. I've never been. Husband was offered a job there a few years ago and we considered it but went somewhere else instead.
Glad I did now! I'm sure these rules are all there for safety but I value personal freedoms too much to live somewhere with all of those nonsense rules.
And scrapping someone's car as punishment? What a waste. I don't see how that's the smart option.
Hey you. I was gonna take a break from this website & I saw your comment here & had to reply because it's important. I'm in the process of permanently immigrating to Australia myself *marriage Visa also), & you SHOULD apply for citizenship, especially since you have kids!
It's essential just as a legal fail safe. I know you aren't a criminal, but should you accidentally commit a crime, you have NO legal rights, you would just get deported. Citizenship will also protect you should Australia go to war, should you get divorced & need to petition for full custody of your children, etc
None of this will ever happen, but you should apply just to keep yourself safe. It gives you the legal rights of a citizen, whereas on a permanent resident Visa you can just get deported.
The process is not super complicated. If you want to keep your citizenship in the UK, it is pretty easy to maintain dual citizenship. I only know the requirements for the US, which is not to denounce your citizenship & to file, but not pay, taxes in the US & that's it. I'm sure the UK is somewhat similar & there are many people who are citizens of both countries.
I'm sure you probably know all this stuff, but I thought I'd comment just in case.
Becoming a citizen will insure that you have legal rights & protections you would not otherwise have.
Not true. Being a citizen doesnt allow you to bypass the countries laws. Unless you are a diplomat but that is shaky at best.
Especially Australia because the USA and I presume most western countries has an extradition treaty somewhere in the books. An extradition treaty means that your country of citizenship can ship you to the country of offense to serve punishment, also would put you in a very awkward political piece for your country were you could get sold off for simple political gain. That being said if the crimes where high enough your country would have you arrested and serve your term.
What are you talking about? I didn't say you get to bypass laws, I said that you have the same rights as a citizen.
Why have a dual citizenship then? I would rather have just the one. Having a backup reflects a lack in faith to the home country. Nuclear war wont come. MAD wont come. Even if a nuke landed right on DC the chain of command would seek the best course of action for the American people. Not petty retaliation at the cost of everything.
Dude, you sound like a kooky noodle. It's just like having car insurance. It guarantees that you have rights.
For example, accidentally fuck up your taxes hardcore & get accused of tax fraud? After you serve your time, you get deported, kids or not.
It's just a fail safe & it's something you should definitely have if you are living in a foreign country & especially if you have children there.
I was a cruel child and used to dig up earthworms in my backyard, lay them out in the sun, or see how many pieces I could cut them into until they died... I have since stopped. And would not do it again.
I'm not proud of the tradeoffs I make to save my back at work because of my own inefficiency, sometimes. But I've still found myself making the transaction. I've fudged a grade after losing a student's paper. I've written nondescript reports about students I didn't really know, and hoped for the best.
I’d slowly bludgeon you to death *for that little turtle.* Or lock you in a small room really good and slowly fill it with carbon monoxide.
I could even stick a flattening iron up your ass and turn the heat up all the way and then back down again repeatedly all day long. Then watch you try and take a painful fucking shit.
I would definitely shoot up my school for free.
I’m not sure how much this would cost, but it’d definitely be worth it. I’d do this to anyone to be honest, not just you.