What is the worst thing a man can do durring sex??

for women to comment only and vote. what have men been doing wrong!!

touch you wrong ( comment where) 2
Other (plz comment what it is) 3
nothing 0
Stick it wrong or dont bang you right ( comment how) 7
say something wrong(comment wrong) 11
foreplay worng (comment how) 4
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Comments ( 17 )
  • dappled

    * Cry
    * Call out his mother's name
    * Try to get in too quickly and rip his foreskin (happened to a friend)
    * Shout "Bombs away" or "Geronimo" at the critical moment
    * Do something (out of habit) an ex liked, but the present partner doesn't
    * Get distracted by the football scores on the radio
    * Say "you don't sweat much for a fat girl"
    * Call a taxi

    Or do what I did my first time and use tissue paper on a certain part of her because I said she was getting a bit slimy. Yes, I really was that stupid when I was sixteen. I must have been charming, though, because she slept with me again (although all her female friends called me Kleenex for months).

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    • katwhohatescats

      ewwww

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    • bleach_baby

      Why do you insist on coming out with these cliched jokes that you crib off MSN today? Do you think you're writing a Facebook group?

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      • dappled

        lol, something's wrong with my browser. I thought I was on Facebook.

        Apart from two of the above, my friends have done all those things. It happens. Men are a bit rubbish sometimes. It's not a cliche. It's a fact.

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  • Carl

    The worst thing a guy can do while having sex is to sink his teeth into another guy's dick. That pretty much ruins it for everbody.

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  • jessicia16

    the worst is when the guy is acting sweet and ask's questions rather than just ravishing passion and selfish animal needs ... sex should be like that , not like an oprah show on addressing her or his needs through good communication ... men dont do that , its just boys ,, and most guys seem to be boys untill age 40!! @_@ men conquer a woman , boys need a womans approval for everything.

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    • screwface69er

      The world would indeed be a better place if you were in charge.

      I vote for you to be the Queen of the world!

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  • FinDuMonde

    Someone needs to tell you that it's spelled "DURING" (one R) rather than "durring." That's VERY irritating!!!

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    • I know - how did it get past the moderators?

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  • sarah_cox

    fart, total turn off

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  • redwhite

    call her by the rong name

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    • wiip100

      totally agree!!! Names are so important- the wrong one will bring the whole thing to an awkward angry standstill.

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  • KacyWatson

    Say someone else's name!
    Or do something wrong.

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  • SexyJeffyLol

    Fart xD

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  • pandabear1209

    Moans louder than me, or, Just humps and has no skill/doesn't try to pleasure me.

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  • bleach_baby

    guys get it so wrong from foreplay to the actual sex its terrible how few guys know wtf they are doing

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    • BreakTheMold

      its not like we can read everything that a girl wants in bed. thats why people have to communicate or else sex can get dull. for both the guy and the girl.

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