What is the worst pain you've ever felt?

havin sex with a toaster oven

Heartbreak

Well I got my penis caught in my zipper once. Let me tell you that hurt. The next one was when I was tested for gonorrhea. I didn't have it but I learned not drag it in the gutter anymore. The test involves a 6" Q-Tip and four "in and outs". It hurt for 8 hours after that and then you have to pee. Then a few more hours of pain as the pee sets you on fire again.

Irritable bowel syndrome

The menstrual cramps I felt at my boyfriend's house somewhere in February. I was in his bathroom hunched over his toilet, vomiting. I honestly could not move becasue it felt like the room was spinning. The pain was in my lower stomach and seemed to stretch out toward the side of my upper stomach and my hips. It was like 40 something degrees in his house and my clothes were soaked in sweat. I came close to passing out and I was seeing imaginary demons laughing at me. I actually thought I was going to die. XD

When I was getting braces many years ago and they had to put this nail file looking thing between my teeth and went back and forth basically shaving my teeth it hurt so bad and my gums were bleeding very badly

Accidentally sliced deep into the ball of my thumb, fooling around with a brand new pocket knife. Blood was running and dripping like crazy all over the place, thumb split wide open, I was screaming and dashing for the medicine cabinet.

Afterwards Formula 409 did take the blood stains out of the carpet. Thumb kept splitting open again for a couple of days (and pain!) until I got the bright idea of putting it in an improvised splint. I still have a scar.

stubbed my toe

1. Menstrual cramps

2. Toothache

Burned hand on a lawnmower while trying to lift it.

Charlie horse...

Toe got smashed in by metal door.

Heart attack

1. I had an infection and didn't have the money for doctors or antibiotics. The pain was unreal.
2. Another was when ENT was trying to probe my ear for wax for something. It hurt like hell.
3. Put my finger though an angle grinder. Ended up with five stitches.
4. Dropped a giant stone on my great toe. Nearly got it severed. Ended up with many stitches.

When i got shot

One day after I removed a cyst off my back (a hole of the size of a apple were left there) a crucial vein was tore apart and I started bleeding out. The medic stitched me several times without any anestesic because it would slow down the my immunity.

I found out the guy I'm in love with has a girlfriend. Hit me like a wall of bricks and I almost threw up. As soon as I got home I cried. I died that day.

I brushed the edge of my thumb on the metal cover of a camping candle lantern. Automatically stuck my thumb in my mouth. Tasted like pork.

Overdose, my stomach was hotter than a boiled egg on the sidewalk in California summer.

I fell on a 50 lb dumbbell and hurt my side.