What is the weirdest thing you've stuffed up your ass?

The title says it all really but as someone posted on here that they had shoved the handle of a razor up their butt (which I think is pretty weird), we decided to create this poll. Have you shoved anything weirder up there?

Food 45
Tools 21
Bottles 29
other weird item (specify) 44
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  • NoraBaker

    A black guy in a white Cadillac. He said he was just going for a joyride, but I never saw him again.

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      HAHA! I'm very confused!

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      • NoraBaker

        My guess is he was too, but either too proud or too high to ask for directions.

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        • bigtoy

          What is the weirdest thing you've stuffed up your ass? A black guy in a white Cadillac. He said he was just going for a joyride, but I never saw him again.
          I don't get it...

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          • NoraBaker

            Oh my... Neither do I. I don't think I was paying attention. But that IS my final answer! White Cadillac black guy! :)

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            • Captain_Kegstand

              I hate it when that happens! Every stinkin time!

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    • bigtoy

      What?

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      • NoraBaker

        What's the question again?

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  • a hedgehog

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Sonic?

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      • yes mr kegstand (rolls eyes) thats right a cartoon character (rolls eyes) no not a real hedgehog who thrills and cleans all in one , a cartoon character (rolls eyes) you just relax :)

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    I've shoved the original poster's head up there (only once). True story.

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    • Not true! I'm the OP and it didn't happen. lolz

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      • GuessWho

        Denial... more than just a river in Egypt.

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        • Innocent until proven guilty. Need photographic or other evidence to make the charge stand! lolz

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  • Avant-Garde

    Toilet paper. I wiped my bum with the toilet paper and my hand was holding that said toilet paper...

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  • bigtoy

    ^ that's not weird...lol

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  • NerdyChickFTW

    My boyfriend's penis.

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  • wigsplitz

    Uh...gotta think on it...brb.

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  • TerryVie

    Benwa balls filled with drugs for my personal use at an South american airport before flying home.

    Got away with it, too.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Sex toys, for some reason I had a girlfriend that was WAY into that. To this day I can't figure out why it got her so hot!

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    • bigtoy

      Something to do with abusing what is supposed to be the person in the dominant role perhaps?

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        That makes sense, never saw it from that angle before.

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        • bigtoy

          Dominatrix in the making that ex.

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          • Captain_Kegstand

            Looking at it from that point of view, I should call her... lolz

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  • Subfinmatic

    I was trying to scratch myself and a few of my fingers got stuck up there...

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  • AssBurgers

    I was 13, not sure what I was thinking tbh. It was one of those thick novelty pencils. It was only a tiny bit of the end though, hardly went in.

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  • BlackDays

    Ha! I am a dirty birdy :p thanks for making look like an ass trying to pronounce that!

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    • Jweezee

      It's not dumb. And you're welcome, anytime. Ha

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  • BlackDays

    A turducken full o stuffin

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    • Jweezee

      Fully stuffin a turducken? Damn that is a fowl act :/ but as long as you don't try a rhinelephuffalo you should go back to size ;)

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      • BlackDays

        Well bummer. I had to come back to see that phuffalo word and I see I must not have hit reply before. My dumb comment is below ;)

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  • dappled

    A marble, I think. I don't remember why. I was only a kid. It was one of my favourites too. A "china". I don't know why I didn't stick a bog-standard "alley" up there. I do know why I didn't put a "dobber" up, though. Eek!

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    • Avant-Garde

      I just got the visual of someone trying to stick a slab of marble up their ass O_0

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      • dappled

        And now you've given me the visual of a dildo crafted out of marble. :P

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    • Chillpill

      Lol, I was gonna say marble, too. It was a silly childhood dare. A friend and I were placing objects in our underwear and one way or another the marble went in. That was not supposed to happen, though. It was pretty embarrassing :D

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      • dappled

        I've been trying to remember why I ended up with my own marble-bum incident. I've got a funny feeling I was trying to construct some kind of weapon that could be fired by flatulence. :D

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        • GuessWho

          "I was trying to construct some kind of weapon that could be fired by flatulence."
          I LOLed!

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        • shade_ilmaendu

          I feel like I know you so much better now, somehow...

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          • dappled

            When I was here before, I did notice you and I saw the things you created outside of IIN. We weren't close enough for me to tell you how much I liked them, so I didn't. But I did like them. I'm obviously not going to refer to a certain something in public and have everyone Google you, but as a hint that nobody else will get, green hair. I like that more than you will ever know.

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            • shade_ilmaendu

              For some reason I'm drawing a very large blank right now. Since neither of us are subscribed I can't send you a message though... @.@

              Also thank you, hehe n.n

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        • bigtoy

          Imagine getting shot by that!! And having to extract the "bullet" from the wound! lolz

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  • GuessWho

    Toilet paper, but only as far as passing it through between the cheeks.

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      You kinky bastard!

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  • Jweezee

    A coat hanger......but that was only to try to get the gravy boat out...that i was putting on the potatos in there... before my dog ate them.

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    • bigtoy

      Pics or it didnt happen...lol

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      • Jweezee

        Yeah, the camera is uhhh....unavailable. Let me get a coat hanger.

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        • Captain_Kegstand

          This. Is. Awesome.

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        • bigtoy

          LMFAO!!!

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  • aussiewolf

    adjustable dumbbells

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