What is the stupidest thing you have every heard someone say?

Stupid things people say?

Does your head hurt? (I've just told them I have a migraine).

Are you going out? (I have car keys in my hand and my coat on).

My aunt ringing me on my mobile at 11 am on a monday..."Oh are you at work"?

A twenty four year old I was working with asking me where London was (WTF?)

When someone witnesses another being critically/painfully injured, and asks, "Are you ok?" No, I'm sure they feel fine.

In a pizza shop, I heard two girls ask how big a ten inch pizza was. Umm, ten inches, maybe?

I heard someone ask a bus driver, "Is this a bus?"

A friend referred to America as "A bit like Spain but with more stuff in it".

Another friend said he was going to get a credit card to pay off his loan, and then get out another loan to pay off the credit card.

Yet another friend said he wasn't going to pay rent any more and his landlady wouldn't be able to do anything because "she doesn't know where he lives". Seriously!

I heard a little girl asking her mum where milk came from and her mother said, "The shops".

I overheard someone else refer to the housing market and the way he described it, it sound like an actual place you go to in order to buy a house.

I've heard multiple people say Mexico is in South America, one person say the capital of Egypt is Jordan, and one person ask what the capital of North Africa is.

My sister thought chocolate mousse was called mousse because it's the same colour as a moose.

And I got excluded from a lesson aged seven by saying Sir Edmund Hillary and Norgay Tenzing got down Everest a lot quicker than they got up because they took a sledge with them.

In 7th grade, a stupid barbie-plastic-that-type-of-girl sat next to me. She asked me, "Hey. Um... How do you spell am?" I said, "As in I am awesome?" "Yea!" I replied, "A-m. Why" I looked over at her desk. She wrote it down. I started laughing and almost fell out of my chair. She asked me, "What's so funny?"

A regular question in the doctor's waiting room between patients is - "Are you not well?"

The most stupid thing I've ever heard was quite recently when my mom said to me "It's a pity you weren't a few inches taller." Now WTF am I supposed to do about that, told her to take that one up with God. "Consider the lillies of the field and how they grow..."

I was next to a girl in a shop when she asked if they had any ten dollar phone cards and how much they cost...dumb

Loudspeaker in the lift..."Mind the doors....first floor....second floor..."

My Gran: "God she's got a really boring job"

One of the funniest lines I heard from Louis C.K:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp5TeDVf1_Y

Doctor: How bad is the pain between 1 and 10?
Louis: Fucking 10! *Who doesn't say 10? Who just goes like, 'you know what 3, I'm fine I'll go home...'

I asked a friend what the capital of the United States is, the tard said Albany.

My mother told me tha it was such a pity that I'm not her height. I tell her wth am I supposed to do about it she tells me to stretch and SHE WAS DEAD SERIOUS. She also told me that my feet are to big and to tell them to stop growing SHE WASN'T KIDDING! She thought if you told your brain to stop ur feet from growing I would work. She aso tells me to tell my brain to take a crap and that it would work. I start yelling saying that is impossible! She gets a sad face and I honestly think that was stupid to say so I walk away.

someone once asked me if Europe was close to Australia, but I've been guilty of asking stupid questions myself. When I bought my first mobile, I asked the salesperson whether the charger was included (and to my obvious delight it was, lol)

Sarah Palins famous overheard quote: Paul Revere warned the British. Fuckin tard. T.T lol

Mom
'No, Sam, incest IS wrong. You wouldn't have sex with your rabbit!'

My grandma
'Samantha, I feel bad when you play like a retard. Can you stop doing that?'

My cousin, Owen
'Samantha, I want my name to be Kate.'

My friend, Alexis
'I don't think Anne Frank is real, OKAY?!'

One time, I was at the doctor, and I was getting my height measured. So when she measured me she says,'Ok, you are 4 foot 12 inches" she said in a non-joking way.

I also heard a mexican kid tell a teacher he spoke mexican. Again, he was serious.

"What's the capital of Africa?'
"I can't find Russia on this Eurasia map!"

Someone said to me, "I never understood why pine trees had pine cones. " Oh....em....geeeeeee!!!!

So, I watch this YouTuber by the name of Community Channel, who is the Vietnamese-Australian YouTuber who is pretty well known. I had this theatre arts skit, so I decided to base it off of two of her videos. I was laying out my props, and one of them was a prop for a diary, and it said "Katy". This girl, who has the same name- just with a different spelling goes up to me and asks, "who's Katy?". Me: Oh, it's just a YouTube thing. Her: She's my best friend! Me:....... wait, what? Her: Katy, she's my best friend! I laughed so hard. If you don't know this "Katy", she's a fictional personal made up just for the sake of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5jqZBEicDE The Youtuber's name is Natalie

This other person tried telling me that Ju-on (The Grudge) was a Korean movie, even when I told them I've seen the movie and that I'm half Korean -__-u

Friend #1
''Yea uh...how do you spell tea?''

''Uh... T-E-A...''

Friend #2
''Oh my God...I don't understand people ya know...Hitler was hot. Really intelligent too. Ohhh he's hubby material!''

Friend #3
''Damn! 48 Hours! That's gunna take forever! I don't want to sit around for like a week waiting for my results!''

''What are you talking about? 48 hours is 2 days...''

''Ohhhh...phew. Ahh thats not forever!''

Girl That's not My Friend
''Ahh people piss me off! Everyone wants to fight all the time. Just drink alcohol and have tons of sex...that will NEVER kill anyone!''

''Yeah but uhh...you can get AIDS from sex which causes you to die and if you continue drink either you're going to get alcohol poisining or you're goin' to fuck up your liver which in some cases will cause you to die.''

the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to me was in 8th grade.
girl at my lunch table: im starving and our table always goes up for food last!(our table was labeled 1 out of 7. 7 just got up)
me: our table goes next. and we're not last, we're 4th to go up.cough*dumb bitch*cough

this might sting a little

Read mX overheard section. Stupidity at its best.