What is the strangest sentence you've ever heard spoken?

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Tell me, what is the weirdest sentence you've heard someone say? [in real life]

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago

    "I knew this kid that had information and I gib him $1 and he gib me information"

    -guy at Wal-Mart

    ......I still wonder what sort of information it was. Why was he telling me this? Was he trying to sell me drugs? Was he offering a missing link to the secrets of the universe. Did he just need a dollar and didn't know how to ask properly?

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    • BlackyHancock
      8 years ago

      I think he asked the kid directions to the Wal Mart bathroom

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    my my these chinese tourists sure is hygienic and polite

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    I've heard a lot of dumb things, but I'll pick one that I heard recently from a guy that talked to me at Subway.

    "Mark told me that you'd be eating spinach today."

    "Mark" was the other half of his footlong sandwich. He was there for a while having a conversation with it, laughing, and acting like it responded back.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Oh, many things. I had a sleep-talking boyfriend for a while. Funny shit right there. Annoying too..

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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago

    "And then there was a robot dinosaur and an uncircumcised man"

    I actually said that, after falling asleep whilst on the phone with my boyfriend. I still have no idea wtf I was talking about or what kind of crazy dream I was having. Hahaha.

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  • BennyTheBunny
    8 years ago

    "that black man doesn't look suspicious at all"

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  • girllove
    8 years ago

    " Awwh Mum! Can't we go out and buy me a new ass? Mine has a hole in it! "

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    My stupid pagan/polyamorous friend and I had this conversation:

    Friend: That guy who offered us coke wants us to come to his apartment.
    Me: Well, you know he only wants one thang from you, honey!
    Friend: "Yeah, he wants to make out with me."<---STUPID NAIVE GULLIBLE!!!
    Me: No girl, that guy wants to fuck you!

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