What is the one thing you always wanted to change in your life?

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What is THAT ONE THING that you are ALWAYS ITCHY TO CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE, but you have never been able to, for one reason or another?

Some examples:
1) Learn how to play guitar, but you are dirt poor.
2) Express your love to a married woman.
3) etc. and etc.

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Based on 15 votes (8 yes)
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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    Scratch this bumb on my butt, unfortunately im to fat to reach it

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    • icant_
      9 years ago

      Don't worry. I will scratch it for you.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      Easy to fix. There are two solutions:

      1) Lose some fucking weight so you can scratch it.
      2) Gain more weight and die so you won't feel the itch.

      Of course, there is also a solution of hiring someone to scratch it for you. However, it won't work, because of two reasons:

      1) You are so fucking broke.
      2) You are so fucking disgusting, so nobody agrees to do it, even for money.

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      • SexualSedative
        7 years ago

        dont be such as ass to suggy chaan

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      • shuggy-chan
        9 years ago

        Im gross, no one wants to touch me :(

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          9 years ago

          Unless you are filthy rich. So, go get rich and get a young hot supermodel for a girlfriend then you can have more than just your itch scratched.

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  • SexualSedative
    7 years ago

    sleeping with your mom... i thin i could make her really happy.. but she keeps rejecting me

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  • smalltownboy
    8 years ago

    I would like to read minds. However, I'd be fine with just not having certain health problems.

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  • deathtrap
    8 years ago

    My stupid height that just won't keep up with the other people who look like towering giants.

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  • noid
    9 years ago

    Travel to scenic places that cost more money than I have to go there.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    My immature mind.

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    • CDmale4fem
      8 years ago

      Your not immature, you just have a great way of not taking life so serious. I have wanted to be able to change bodies with a female so I would know how it feels to have real breasts.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago

        Thank you.
        :)
        Breasts are a pain. They bounce around while exercising and they start to sag after any major weight loss or weight gain. lol

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I would have given anything to have even a small dose of musical talent. Not even enough to be a professional, but just enough to play an ax at a party or get together, and people enjoyed it.

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    • omghahahawasbanned
      9 years ago

      Perhaps you can start, no?

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        Nope. I just don't have "it", whatever "it" is; (talent?). I've had some of the best musicians in the country, if not the world, try to teach me and believe me, I just do not have "it".

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          9 years ago

          I believe you. I have seen such a person. Sad but true.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    Nothing. I have accepted who I am. I'd love to be able to eat corn again but it is only a problem because of other people. And it keeps me healthy.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Change my time in highschool.

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