What is the most outrageous place you have masturbated?

In My Friends Bed While He Was In The Bathroom.

Bible camp.

At our YMCA...those hot spa pools have amazing jets. ♥

Company washroom. I pussy squirted all over.

In a forest fire.

One night when a fire was burning nearby I went walking in the burning woods. Most stuff had already burned but there was still lots of burning all around me. I found some good flames of the right height and wanked while roasting my cock in the flames.

Church

Back in the 70's I went to a concert and got stuck there and had to walk home. It started to rain and I found an open church and went in and slept in a pew. You could do that in those days. Anyway I woke up with a boner and rubbed it off an creamed in my shorts and let it dry. Then I hitchhiked home with dried cum in my pants.

Overall it was my friends house. We were jerk off buddies, but I'd do it when he wasn't around, in the bathroom, etc. I'd clean up when he was watching, but when he wasn't watching, I'd just blast my cum whereever. Back then I could shoot quite far, like many feet.

His parents were hardly ever home. Not literally, but seems I coated his entire house, over the years, with my cum.

But to this post, the most outrageous, was during the summer. His airconditioning broke. It was upper 90s. We both just had on thin shorts, just in case a parent came home early/unexpected. It was nighttime, and my friend wanted to go to his gfs house to get something. He wouldn't wait till morning, and said he'd be back in 30. We lived in city, and he was walking.

AFter he left I went to kitchen for a drink, but when I opened his big fridge, the cold air felt so good. I opened the freezer a couple times to feel that too. I dropped my shorts, and enjoyed the cold on my dick too. I got hard to my suprise, and figued to jerk it..

There I am with the cold fridge door on my ass, jerking into the fridge. I got lost dreaming about a girl at school, when I came. Seconds after I realized I just shot cum into his fridge, which was full of food. I looked to see if I need to clean up, and really couldn't find anything except one spot.

Even though you won't believe me, I didn't think it was some kind of fetish. I just thought it was just like spit, or something, and being young, didn't realize what I was really doing. I even told my friend to do it when he got back and he did. Not jerk off but stand in the open fridge freezer. he even took bags of pees and put on his head and body to cool off with.

on a toilet in a women's bathroom the sign was missing!

Haha, I've never pulled off (get the pun?) a wank/tug/masturbation session in a public place. HOWEVER, I was at work once, and like usual, there was nothing to do. So I went in the back where no one could find me and I was tuggin' and chuggin'!

Boy did that feel good. And yes, I am being serious.

under a house

Church bathroom.

A train. I thought I'd commented on this one already? Must be deja vu...

In one of my university's bathrooms.

what what, in the butt