What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done or wanted to do in sex?

Any sane person isnt going to describe any of this to people they dont know just so the OP can jack off.

I'm guessing yours is getting off on others describing their fantasies

I have been tied up and beaten with a wooden spoon with a plastic bag over my head and choked with a belt.
I really want to tie up a man and beat him with a whip and put a gag in his mouth. I want to dominate a man or watch him be dominated.
I have this fantasy which is to take a dominant male and have him humiliated by two men bigger than he is. I want two Scandinavian guys make him wear a dress while singing "Im a little Dutch girl" and taking it up the ass. Then I would make the two Scandinavians service me while they humiliated guy watches.

I want to sit in a hot tub full of pepto bismol while watching a girl wearing butt shorts shave a live chimpanzee.

also there was another time i lost a bet and had to dress up as the joker green hair and all and ran down the street naked yelling my dick is on fire :|

pissed in wifes mouth when she was blowing me and finger her ass pulled shit out and ate it

Me and my gf always do crazy shit. We had sex on the stage of an elementary school one Sunday when it was closed. We tie each other down to all kinds of things. Use riding crops, belts, blindfolds and ball gags. Toys of all kinds. I just wish she was more open to other people joining us. She is very jealous and possessive. I can't think of much that I haven't done. There's a bunch of stuff I'd love to do again lol. Like the sex party I took all that MDMA, shit was fucking incredible. Naked, young, gorgeous people writhing all over each other In the dark. I think somebody was filming it too. It was in one of those weird pillow floored rooms with curtains and shit. They projected stuff on the ceiling and lasers on the walls. That was the first time I had a guy fuck me while I fucked a woman while eating another out. I'm pretty sure someone was standing over us jerking off too.

Well me and my friend plan on tying me up and she's got a take a shit in my mouth and make me eat it and then wash it down with her piss and spit mmmm can't wait

Ho hoooo

*rubs hands together

I'm not sure if this counts but I fucked a dude in the woods of the backyard of during a Halloween party. We were both extremely drunk. I was dressed as Sailor Moon and he was dressed as the dude from Dramatical Murder. The next day I find out that that person was actually a very manly looking woman.

Being tied up having matches lit under my dick and balls and candle wax melted on it did I enjoy it, You bet I did!

fucked in a huge fountain drunk as shit at 3 in the morning with a girl i met at a party... pretty sure people were watching.

Self suck and self facials, giving BJ's at gloryholes, and exposing myself jerking in my car in parking lots and driving down city streets and at crosswalks. Haven't done any of that lately.

Done:
Have my gf piss on me
Make out with my cum still in her mouth
Eating her out when she hasn't showered for 2 days
Eating her out when she didn't wipe after pissing
Smelling her ass
Getting my ass licked and fingered by her
Sucking her fingers after she fingers me

Want to do:
Have her peg me
Have her piss in my mouth
Have her stick her big toe in my ass then make me suck it

If I say it they delete my answer coz someone will report it.
Already happened to me a couple of times before. Reality often goes beyond fiction and some people seems not understand it.

I had sex with my girlfriend younger sister in our house while my gf was asleep.

Go lick your own vagina first. -.-