What is the craziest..

At work alone, pleasing myself in the patient chairs.

Hmm, probably "craziest" thing I've done naked, (one person crazy is another persons normal), I would say letting my buddy give me a hand job to get me hard, then he sat his ass down on my cock. Or maybe him and I giving each other oral in from of my ex gf. But then it could have been when I was able to give myself a blowjob in front of my then gf. Take your pick.

Masturbated in front of two close female relatives.

The craziest place I got naked was a movie theater, I went just to see a movie and as it was starting I noticed that I was the only one in there. A few minutes later I kind of undid my pants and started playing with myself, cautious if anyone came in late. Slowly I took my shirt of and eventually my pants and underwear. I actually walked down to a different seat and masturbated, when the movie was over I got dressed and left.

Crazy stuff naked is an awkward thought for me... I don't normally do crazy stuff when I'm "naked" I usually do it in a costume or uniform or something like that. So being naked and doing crazy for me is pretty blah...I guess...maybe sex on the porch? Which is super boring and vanilla in comparison to...well everything I've done in a french maid uniform. lol

I won't bother answering, because Nickvey will be along soon to relate some stuff so crazy it makes everyone else look pure vanilla.