What is the best pick up line you have heard of?

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Mildly dirty (Include pick up line) 9
Very dirty (Include pick up line) 13
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  • Flippin-dillydogs
    10 years ago

    Hey baby, lets go to your place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply. LOL

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  • Anime7
    10 years ago

    Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see me in your pants.

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  • braintrip
    10 years ago

    Hey baby, i'm gonna treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago

      You dirty girl. That's gonna weaken the legs...make 'em all shaky. Rawr!

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      • braintrip
        10 years ago

        I might just do it so hard, i'll just split it in two!! Rawwwrrr!

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          Fap fap fap

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          • braintrip
            10 years ago

            =p

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            • shuggy-chan
              10 years ago

              Yo girl, what's Chu sleep number I wanna make sho yo cum-fur-table girl. U look like a 69 too me

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    • anti-hero
      10 years ago

      *and not understand half of it :p

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  • Aliceee93
    10 years ago

    My friend once asked this girl 'what bedroom did I meet you in then?' And she replied 'I don't know but it must have been a dark one'
    ..

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  • MarianasTrench4
    10 years ago

    "Do you like Dragons?"
    "Yeah"
    "Well good because imma be draggon my balls accros your face."

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Fancy a shag?

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  • ScooterNyne
    10 years ago

    If you were a transformer you would be a Hotobot named Optimus Fine.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    Hey birdy, check out my bed...its a '55 stepside. =} i was all like dually noted mister.

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    • Shackleford96
      10 years ago

      Hahaha, that was so cheesy (and awesome. I'm a little jealous.)

      XD

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        I'm exhausted...from my cat back. Wooo!!

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    I heard all the kangaroos love you. I love kangaroos.

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  • wii3willrule
    10 years ago

    What is this line of picking-up you humans are so obsessed with?

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

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    • myownopinions
      10 years ago

      Enough to break the ice?

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        Finally.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      They average between 700 and 1,500 pounds, why?

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        You learned (learnt) to use Google, I am so proud :)

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          Well you clearly can't, so I had to.

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          • anti-hero
            10 years ago

            If you had read my conversation with bananaface, you would see how foolish you are... go ahead, I will wait.

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            • [Old Memory]
              10 years ago

              I already read it before I posted. 1500 being the maximum weight, and as such, quite uncommon. So I decided to help you get it right.

              I will not wait.

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    • bananaface
      10 years ago

      Less than you?

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        No I haven't made it to 1,500 lbs yet.

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        • bananaface
          10 years ago

          Oh, just me then.:/

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          • anti-hero
            10 years ago

            You carry it well :)

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    You look bored......

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  • zenji
    10 years ago

    Here's a cute one, i think. At a nightclub: I like your dress, can i try it on?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I found some oil. Wanna go back to my place and drill?

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  • CRuNKShaNK
    10 years ago

    Is your father a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen.

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  • davesumba
    10 years ago

    I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

    Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.

    If you were a basilisk, I wouldn’t mind dying just to look into your beautiful eyes.

    Yeah, girls call me “Aguamenti.” Every time they hear my name, they get wet.

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  • blackalica
    10 years ago

    You ever seen a monkey masturbate? Can I buy you a drink?

    It's supposed to work by saying something so strange that anything afterward seems amazing.

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  • blackalica
    10 years ago

    We should have sex and get married!

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